Quote: EllieJP @ May 1 2009, 4:10 PM BSTWhat on EARTH made you Google my obvious spelling mistake?
I just wondered if such a word existed.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 1 2009, 4:10 PM BSTYou crazy.
If 'crazy' is wondering if certain words exist, then I'm crazy.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 1 2009, 4:10 PM BSTAnd yes that was scary.
Good. I like scaring girlies - especially when they're tied spread-eagled to my four-poster bed.
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Get rid of annoying callers with two simple words - 'I'm masturbating'
Quote: Morrace @ May 1 2009, 4:39 PM BSTI just wondered if such a word existed.
If 'crazy' is wondering if certain words exist, then I'm crazy.
Good. I like scaring girlies - especially when they're tied spread-eagled to my four-poster bed.
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1 That's our 4 pster bed thank you very much.
2 Maybe they'd be less scared if you cleaned up after yourself. They're 10 deep at the moment, it's not hygenic.
Australia has https://www.donotcall.gov.au/ , the US has https://www.donotcall.gov/ . Sites run by the government that stop you from getting telemarketing calls. No charge.
Looks like you've lucked out in the UK. There's only this: http://www.callpreventionregistry.co.uk , which charges an outrageous £35.75 per year to instruct the telemarketers not to call you. You should lobby your government to set up a proper and free donotcall site.
Here's how to get revenge on telemarketers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
I am ex-diectory and registered with the telephone preference service and still get unwanted calls. Lately it has been a pre-recorded American voice telling me I have won something.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 1 2009, 5:11 PM BSTGet rid of annoying callers with two simple words - 'I'm masturbating'
I'm going to try that!
Quote: Kenneth @ May 1 2009, 5:44 PM BSTAustralia has https://www.donotcall.gov.au/ , the US has https://www.donotcall.gov/ . Sites run by the government that stop you from getting telemarketing calls. No charge.
That site has worked very well for me over the last few years. But it seems than an old girlfriend of mine used my mobile number as a contact number for a storage unit in Florida and now I keep getting calls saying that I need to pay the rent. 
Another friend is a long-distance truck driver and left my number with his dispatcher as a point of contact while he was visiting. Now I get calls from gruff dispatchers when they can't get in touch with him.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 1 2009, 5:11 PM BSTGet rid of annoying callers with two simple words - 'I'm masturbating'
Quote: bigfella @ May 1 2009, 8:20 PM BSTI'm going to try that!
You'll like it, Bigfella. My Mrs says it's better than sex!
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Quote: Morrace @ May 1 2009, 8:28 PM BSTMy Mrs says it's better than sex!
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Yeah she told me that as well!
The cow!
Now I know why she asked me, "Darling - what's a Chubby Chaser?"
Quote: Morrace @ May 1 2009, 8:38 PM BSTThe cow!
Now I know why she asked me, "Darling - what's a Chubby Chaser?"
Yeah - she also said I had a much bigger cock than you! 
Did she describe it to you? - 'Cos with your big fat belly, you probably can't see it! - You fat, filthy fornicating gobshite!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 1 2009, 5:11 PM BSTGet rid of annoying callers with two simple words - 'I'm masturbating'
Personally, I'd wait a few seconds for them to process that and then follow with "So... what are you wearing?"
How about just using the classic Seinfield response.