~~WHAT A WIFE SAYS~~
A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE WATCHING TV.
WIFE:
I don't like these hospital programmes, there's too much gore for me. That reminds me though. Do you know Janice? You know Janice. Pregnant lass I work with. Anyway she's found out the sex of her baby. It's going to be a boy. Fancy that, a boy. Anyway I said to her, I said don't stay on maternity leave too long cause I miss you and you don't want to blow your job. Her breasts are getting big now too. Well I better bring in the washing else I will be going to work with wet knickers on again. What to do you want for your tea?
Husband:
Pizza.
~~WHAT A HUSBAND HEARS~~
A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE WATCHING TV.
WIFE:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah sex blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blow blah job blah breasts blah blah big blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah wet knickers blah blah What do you want for your tea?
Husband:
Pizza.
