Quote: PhQnix @ April 30 2009, 8:20 PM BST
More fuel for my doomsday device.
Who do you fancy? Page 387
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2009, 9:03 PM BSTCor.
I wouldn't mind chowing down on her bucket, I bet it's finger licking good.
That's a good bit of leg!
Giblets for me.
On the train earlier I sat oposite a gorgeous girl who looked just like Scarlet Johanssen. She was so hot I got my mobile out and secretly filmed her (that's not illegal, is it? Just morally dubious.) 
Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2009, 2:08 PM BSTOn the train earlier I sat oposite a gorgeous girl who looked just like Scarlet Johanssen. She was so hot I got my mobile out and secretly filmed her (that's not illegal, is it? Just morally dubious.)
That is pretty creepy. And not a good way to pull either. 
Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2009, 2:08 PM BSTOn the train earlier I sat oposite a gorgeous girl who looked just like Scarlet Johanssen. She was so hot I got my mobile out and secretly filmed her (that's not illegal, is it? Just morally dubious.)
Oh god, if she ever found out. The poor girl.
Especially when the video makes its way onto YouTube.
Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2009, 2:08 PM BSTOn the train earlier I sat oposite a gorgeous girl who looked just like Scarlet Johanssen. She was so hot I got my mobile out and secretly filmed her (that's not illegal, is it? Just morally dubious.)
You haven't got one of those 'special' shoes with a mirror on, have you?
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2009, 7:47 PM BST
Gorgeous they are.
Glenn Close's morning cuppa?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 1 2009, 2:16 PM BSTOh god, if she ever found out. The poor girl.
She'd be proud to have made it onto chipolata's hard drive. 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 1 2009, 2:20 PM BSTYou haven't got one of those 'special' shoes with a mirror on, have you?
You draw up the plans, I'll get it built.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 1 2009, 2:10 PM BSTThat is pretty sexy. And an excellent way to pull too.
You think? I'm not so sure.
Did you really do that chip, or are you just trying to live up to the sexpest image we like to have of you?
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2009, 9:03 PM BSTCor.
Is that Chaka Khan ?
Quote: zooo @ May 1 2009, 3:42 PM BSTDid you really do that chip, or are you just trying to live up to the sexpest image we like to have of you?
How dare you imply that chipolata is merely a character I've created to say vaguely sexpesty things on a comedy website!