Awesome. 
And I don't have a job.
Day jobs? Page 2
You know those costumed thingummies at amusement parks? Well, that's my summer job.
I'm a student (well, last assignment to be handed in on Tuesday, then graduate in July!), and work part time in a library. Free DVD and CDs!
Quote: ellipsis @ May 1 2009, 6:36 AM BSTYou know those costumed thingummies at amusement parks? Well, that's my summer job.
Oooooh who have you dressed up as?
A mate of mine dressed up as Postman Pat for Harry Ramsden fish shops. One time he sucked up too much helium trying to impress the kids and collapsed. There were tears that day.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 1 2009, 10:28 AM BSTA mate of mine dressed up as Postman Pat for Harry Ramsden fish shops. One time he sucked up too much helium trying to impress the kids and collapsed. There were tears that day.
A couple of my friends had a job dressing up as Tetley Tea men at Alton Towers. They said mostly they were gropped by teenagers saying "are you a man or woman?".
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 1 2009, 10:56 AM BSTA couple of my friends had a job dressing up as Tetley Tea men at Alton Towers. They said mostly they were gropped by teenagers saying "are you a man or woman?".
Well, what were they?
Quote: David Bussell @ May 1 2009, 10:59 AM BSTWell, what were they?
Hermaphrodites. So there was no wrong or right answer...
Quote: ellipsis @ May 1 2009, 6:36 AM BSTYou know those costumed thingummies at amusement parks? Well, that's my summer job.
You're a mugger?
Have you sorted out my complaint yet Balf?
Quote: Balf @ April 30 2009, 10:29 PM BSTDealing with complaints for Tesco. I must've done something wrong in a previous life to get stuck with this shit.
Tell me about it; I have been one of their minions for 14 years.
Quote: Marc P @ May 1 2009, 5:22 PM BSTHave you sorted out my complaint yet Balf?
Something about chicken kievs being smaller that they were back in the good old days? And us not selling your book inbetween Kevlar vests and Manchester United? I gave up at 'Daily Mail crossword'. Sorry.
Quote: The Rook @ May 1 2009, 5:43 PM BSTTell me about it; I have been one of their minions for 14 years.
Store or call centre?
Quote: shaggy292 @ May 1 2009, 9:34 AM BSTI'm a student (well, last assignment to be handed in on Tuesday, then graduate in July!)
Ditto. Although I have no idea when - or if - I graduate.
You graduate when you go to your graduation, don't you? Or receive your certificate in the mail...