British Comedy Guide

Man's Best Friend

A man out for a walk in a park meets a gorgeous girl walking two King Charles Spaniels. Their eyes meet and the girl smiles at him. They stop.

Man: Hello.

Girl:Hi.

He strokes the dogs.

Man: They're smashing looking dogs.

Girl: Thank you.

Man: I must say it is good that you are taking the trouble to care for such beauties.

Girl: Well, I just love animals. I have a small menagerie at home.

Man: I bet you have a lovely pussy.

The girl smiles, takes a pistol from her purse, calmly shoots the man and as he falls to the floor she walks off with a maniacal laugh.

I like everything but the maniacal laugh. I think it would be better if she just walked off calmly.

Heh. Puppies.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 30 2009, 7:16 PM BST

I like everything but the maniacal laugh. I think it would be better if she just walked off calmly.

Yeah, I wrestled with that bit. I was looking for that little bit of extra twist, even thinking of having her eyes glow red. But it all smacks of overkill thus you may well be right.

Quote: Balf @ April 30 2009, 7:20 PM BST

Heh. Puppies.

:)
I deliberately avoided the mention of puppies!
Thought it would detract from the (minimal) build up.

Maybe have her walk off, into the camera, revealing bodies scattered every few feet behind her.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 30 2009, 7:36 PM BST

Maybe have her walk off, into the camera, revealing bodies scattered every few feet behind her.

:D

Like it!

:)

It would be better if he said 'i bet you have a loevyl pussy' then he just walks off with the girl looking bemused.

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ April 30 2009, 9:15 PM BST

It would be better if he said 'i bet you have a loevyl pussy' then he just walks off with the girl looking bemused.

Not necessarily :P

But thanks for taking the time to read and leave comment.

And that goes for all.

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