British Comedy Guide

Countries you've not visited and don't intend to Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2009, 1:50 PM BST

Oh c'mon Griff

1=Kenneth William's head
2=Kenneth William's swept over hair.
4=Kenneth William's left hand
5=Mouse.
6=Kenneth William's penis.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 30 2009, 1:22 PM BST

Russia is cold.

<3

Quote: Griff @ April 30 2009, 1:25 PM BST

Shall I just save everyone else the bother?

Image

I like going to Wales.

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2009, 1:40 PM BST

Is it me or does that look like Kenneth William f**king a mouse (5)?

Laughing out loud

I have a talking Kenneth Williams action figure.

Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2009, 3:20 PM BST

I have a talking Kenneth Williams action figure.

No good, they don't have penises.

Quote: Huge Bear @ April 30 2009, 3:23 PM BST

No good, they don't have penises.

*peni?

Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2009, 3:20 PM BST

I have a talking Kenneth Williams action figure.

How gay is that? :O

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140315704040

Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2009, 3:30 PM BST

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140315704040

Nice. I wouldn't go to Switzerland. I hate clocks. I don't but I have to justify my irrational hatred of the Swiss somehow. Fancy cuckoo clock making, lovely chocolate eating, gold hoarding bastards.

Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2009, 3:20 PM BST

I have a talking Kenneth Williams action figure.

What does it say? Just a few choice lines only from Carry on Cleo? Or from other Carry Ons also?

It's currently wrapped up safely as I have nowhere to put it at present, but IIRC it was lines from Carry On Cleo.

How can you not want to visit Narnia????

Germany, Iraq, India, Australia, Belgium, Afghanistan (genuinely cannot spell that), like Dolly said, al the woman hating cover-up bollocks places. If you don't want me there, you can f**k off. :)

Kinda like Yorkies...

The map of Wales is really the profile of a laughing pig. Pembrokeshire forming the snout, and Gower forming the slack-jawed laughing mouth. Blackwood is a small mole like growth on the lower jowl - strangely fitting.

I don't intend visiting China... I can inhale furnace by-products of several large refineries nearby, without travelling half the world to do it. Plus the way they treat dissidents and zoo animals.

Mexico - natch.

North Korea, unless it was a covert mission to relieve the people of their leadership... or SlagB's bladder.

I can't think of anywhere I would not want to visit, but you have to prioritise, and for some reason India, Australia and the lower forty-eight have never particularly grabbed my imagination.

Share this page