I've always wanted to see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlufxatPxnA
Most ridiculous film ever? Page 2
Quote: catskillz @ April 29 2009, 11:56 PM BSTI've always wanted to see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlufxatPxnA
I saw the one when he was in Space and popped out of some guys willy.
Fierce Tigers....Leopard Fighting with Snake...Lady Tarzan....Havoc Wrought in City Centres...this Doozy has them all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-HUPDYfva8
The number one feast for the eyes though surely has to be this beauty. I would say it's high art but for many it may fall in the ridiculous category...the spectacular, beautiful, incredible,....Holy Mountain. Get some Jodorowsky down you...
Crippled Masters. This one's a frikkin doozy...
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 29 2009, 12:50 PM BST
Wow.Just wow.
I think that looks great!
I was offered a part in Perverella, but turned it down. Has anyone seen it? Some of my friends are in it and I believe it's really bad.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 30 2009, 8:37 AM BSTI was offered a part in Perverella, but turned it down. Has anyone seen it? Some of my friends are in it and I believe it's really bad.
I'm glad to see someone has principles Dolly - does 'voiceover man' not turn down any jobs? Surely he's rich enough by now.
"When the going gets tough - it's only the size of your heart that matters..."
Yeah, that's all very well VO man, but not when you're about to be totally offensive for 90 minutes!
The Doberman Gang (1972). Dogs that rob banks.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 30 2009, 8:53 AM BSTThe Doberman Gang (1972). Dogs that rob banks.
I don't even have to watch this one. The pitch alone is quality enough.
Quote: Jane P @ April 30 2009, 8:50 AM BSTdoes 'voiceover man' not turn down any jobs? Surely he's rich enough by now.
Dan LaFontaine is dead now. Thanks for opening that wound again.
Van Damme. A coliseum. A basketball player with wacky hair. A minefield. A motorbike. A big cat. Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke. A baby in a basket. Indestructible coca-cola dispensers. Kick ass kung-fu moves!
If a team of coked-up movie execs were to put each of the above on small slips of paper, pop the slips in a D-cup of a hooker's bra and draw two or three out at random they might have themselves a movie.
If, in a frenzy of creativity, they decided to dispense with chance altogether and pack ALL of the above elements into the climax of one epic they'd have "Double Team".
Good God, there really is some wonderful shit out there...good to see you Bo BTW. I'm still vouching for The Holy Mountain as weirdest though!!
Species 4: The Awakening - English butler dude from Enterprise playing an Australian/Cockney/South African scientist who created an alien/human clone death machine cum sex slave. With hilarious consequences. And badly done fights.
I saw a film once with a couple of stoner best friends, I think killing someone and then teaming up with one of the disembodied hands, having come to life. Or something like that. It was so bad it was hilarious. Anyone know what it was?
I thought that was rather funny.