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Quote: catskillz @ April 29 2009, 1:37 AM BST

I was reading the other day, about vending machines they have over there, from which adult men can buy the used underwear of school girls.

Erm, do they? Machines that sell stinky schoolgirl knickers, I never knew that and it's certainly not the reason I'd visit Japan.Whistling nnocently

I had a friend in the US Air Force who was stationed in Japan. He told me that every now and then, those vending machines would get broken into. The local media always blamed it on Westerners, even though it was horny Jap thieves that stole them.

Still, it would be nice to sit on a Tube train reading demon rape tentacle porn and sniffing dirty lady's pants without acquiring scornful looks from others. Stoopid London Underground.

Quote: DaButt @ April 29 2009, 1:06 AM BST

Proper seasons: Cold and Flipping Freezing.

A regular summers day here in Ottawa is 25-30 Celsius (77 to 86 Fahrenheit).
It's the beginning of Spring right now (the tulips in my front yard are starting to grow) and it was 16 Celsius.

Renegade: your avatar works very well with that last line.

I wanna go to Japan and Iceland most.

Quote: Curt @ April 29 2009, 2:42 AM BST

A regular summers day here in Ottawa is 25-30 Celsius (77 to 86 Fahrenheit).

You're in the south. Hell, a lot of U.S. states lie to the north of you. ;)

I visited Montreal one August day and it was so cold that my kids' lips were turning blue.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 29 2009, 2:11 AM BST

Still, it would be nice to sit on a Tube train reading demon rape tentacle porn and sniffing dirty lady's pants without acquiring scornful looks from others. Stoopid London Underground.

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Quote: DaButt @ April 29 2009, 3:03 AM BST

You're in the south. Hell, a lot of U.S. states lie to the north of you. ;)

I visited Montreal one August day and it was so cold that my kids' lips were turning blue.

Montreal is less than two hours from us. We're practically the same weather. I'm originally from Sudbury (6 hours North west of Ottawa) and it's pretty close to the same weather.
Winters are a bit too long, but I'm telling you it sure does makes you appreciate summer!

Quote: catskillz @ April 29 2009, 1:37 AM BST

Actually, the Japanese people can be a bit odd, e.g. I was reading the other day, about vending machines they have over there, from which adult men can buy the used underwear of school girls.

Not wanting to sound racist, but the Japanese are seriously f**ked-up when it comes to sex. SO much wrongness. For one thing the technical age of consent there is 13. Paedo-heaven, huh? Japanese porn (real and animated)is obsessed with schoolgirl rape and degrading women. Japanese women are expected to cry and protest throughout lovemaking to please the man.

There's also the 'Chikan' problem of Japanese men groping women and girls on crowded trains and buses and in public places. Even though thousands of men are arrested each year, the estimates of public transport abuse are in the hundreds of thousands because of the Japanese culture of sexual shame. The majority of Japanese women simply don't report these crimes. In fact they would rather let it happen than make a scene on a train. The problem has grown to such an extent that many trains now have a women only safe carriage with a guard.

All of which doesn't include the proclivity for torture porn, tentacle rape, scat sex, and the almost unbelievable fact that in Japan it's completely-legal to possess child pornography.

Disturbed much?

Lucky guard bet he has his "Chickans" full.

Still they seem to have far less of a nudity hang up than us Englanders.

I want to travel the world by train in the rain.

Seriously there seems weirdly romantic about travelling all the great rail journeys and I like rain.

I'd also like to visit North Korea (and come home again).

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 29 2009, 3:27 AM BST

Not wanting to sound racist, but the Japanese are seriously f**ked-up when it comes to sex. SO much wrongness. For one thing the technical age of consent there is 13. Paedo-heaven, huh? Japanese porn (real and animated)is obsessed with schoolgirl rape and degrading women. Japanese women are expected to cry and protest throughout lovemaking to please the man.

I'm no great fan of Japan, having lived there, but it's not alone with its disturbingly low age of consent. The "technical" age of consent in the Vatican is 12 (for marriage), 13 in South Korea and parts of India, 14 in China, Germany and some other parts of Europe, while in some Muslim parts of Asia and the Middle East local religious authorities will allow a girl to enter an arranged marriage at under 13. Also, some prefectures in Japan have issued local legislation making it a criminal offence for adults to engage in sex with minors (aged under 18).

I saw plenty of porn while I was in Japan but didn't see any "schoolgirl rape" - perhaps because I didn't watch any anime.

What disgusted me most about Japan was that authorities have refused to acknowledge how dreadfully their military behaved during World War II - especially the forced sexual enslavement of women in occupied countries.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 29 2009, 3:27 AM BST

Japanese women are expected to cry and protest throughout lovemaking to please the man.

Throughout the course of my amorous adventures in Japan, I didn't experience any crying or protesting during intercourse, although there were moans of pleasure. Mostly it was just outright rejections though.

Mexico!

Where do I begin

1- Whole of South America
2- India - Going this year though :D
3- China / Japan

Anyone wanting to go Australia, don't bother, it's truly the worse place on earth.

Quote: Rob0 @ April 28 2009, 11:31 PM BST

Would quite like to go to a Scandinavian country. Never been to France, that might be nice, and would like to go to Ireland.

I can highly recommend Denmark. France is a shit hole. Ireland is just anywhereintheUK but with accents that make you want to die.

Quote: Curt @ April 29 2009, 12:41 AM BST

Lucky for you two I am an exiled prince from Canada, if you will wire me 1000 dollars to help me get back to Ottawa I will share with you my fortune and let you stay in my castle for free! All I need is for you to wire me that cash.
P.S. If you are a lonely single lady I am also very handsome, young and well endowed.
Here is a picture of me in my princely military wears:

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Quote: catskillz @ April 29 2009, 1:12 AM BST

Oh, you were a student? Students often get a bad impression of the big cities they study in, because they have to be fairly close to the city centre. Not that there's anything wrong with Liverpool city centre - in fact, it's pretty impressive, especially these days, when new buildings seem to be getting built all the time - but neighbourhoods that are close to big city centres are often the least wealthy. The further into the suburbs you go, the better it gets, just like in most big cities. Actually, though I always write "Liverpool", when I write my address down, I actually live outside Liverpool, although it's still Merseyside. To tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been to Wavertree or Tuebrook.

As for where I'd like to go, the one place that stands out is Japan. Although I'd love to go to places like Central America, and Egypt, I'm more into going to big cities, where there's a hundred and one things to do.

I'd love to go to Egypt, but it looks a tad hot and I suspect the food is shit. Have always been fascinated with the ancients.

And re: Liverpool, I'm guessing that the new buildings are the same soulless steel and glass shite as everywhere else in the country?

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 29 2009, 9:38 AM BST

Anyone wanting to go Australia, don't bother, it's truly the worse place on earth.

Not been to France?

Although somewhere they ship convicts isn't exactly going to be heavenly.

Quote: catskillz @ April 29 2009, 1:12 AM BST

Oh, you were a student? Students often get a bad impression of the big cities they study in, because they have to be fairly close to the city centre. Not that there's anything wrong with Liverpool city centre - in fact, it's pretty impressive, especially these days, when new buildings seem to be getting built all the time - but neighbourhoods that are close to big city centres are often the least wealthy. The further into the suburbs you go, the better it gets, just like in most big cities. Actually, though I always write "Liverpool", when I write my address down, I actually live outside Liverpool, although it's still Merseyside. To tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been to Wavertree or Tuebrook.

As for where I'd like to go, the one place that stands out is Japan. Although I'd love to go to places like Central America, and Egypt, I'm more into going to big cities, where there's a hundred and one things to do.

I was a student there for the first three years, but most of my mates were local lads, so I got to visit such lovely areas as Page Moss, Huyton and Whiston. I also went out with a girl from Crosby so know that quite well. The last two years I was there was definitely not the typical student experience.

Just for the record, I loved Liverpool. I've not been back for nearly two years so have no idea just how bad concrete and glass have been allowed to mess up the city.

Quote: Aaron @ April 29 2009, 2:04 PM BST

Ireland is just anywhereintheUK but with accents that make you want to die.

Not sure I agree with this. Dublin's pretty much like any other big city, but that's not reflective of most of Ireland. IMO It's a beautiful country, the people are great, the Guinness is great but the weather is shocking, and unless you want to pay a fortune the food isn't great either.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 29 2009, 9:38 AM BST

Anyone wanting to go Australia, don't bother, it's truly the worse place on earth.

Take away many of the Australians, especially those who are excessively earnest, and it's a lovely place. Much cleaner and less polluted than so many other countries in Asia.

Too far away for me.
A person who doesn't enjoy planes should not spend an entire day on one.
Nothing they have in Australia could make that worth it.

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