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Call To Rename Swine Flu Page 2

Well no you'd have to eat the blighter.

Is it sexually transmitted? Cos I bet that's make Philip Schofield's hair even whiter.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 29 2009, 12:24 PM BST

If a Jew (or Muslim) dies of Swine Flu, do they go to hell (or the equivalent)?

A Muslim who dies of it goes to The Piggy Paradise Ranch where he can feast on 70 virgin pigs for eternity.

That's if he's a suicide swine of course

Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2009, 12:27 PM BST

Well no you'd have to eat the blighter.

Oh. :)

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 29 2009, 12:27 PM BST

A Muslim who dies of it goes to The Piggy Paradise Ranch where he can feast on 70 virgin pigs for eternity.

:D

The Oinkies.

It's a global hamdemic. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Griff @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Notorious P.I.G.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Notorious P.I.G.

The return!

One of us!

Pig pen-ocide, Shallow Babe, Charlotte's dead.

Quote: Griff @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Notorious P.I.G.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Notorious P.I.G.

The return!

One of us!

Pig pen-ocide, Shallow Babe, Charlotte's dead.

Quote: Griff @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Notorious P.I.G.

The return!

One of us!

Pig pen-ocide, Shallow Babe, Charlotte's dead.

Quote: Griff @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Notorious P.I.G.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Alright, I give in - a Porcinus Infection, Bacon-tagious, Pinky and Perky sudden death syndrome - happy now?

The Aporkalypse?

Quote: David Bussell @ April 30 2009, 11:22 AM BST

The Aporkalypse?

Sounds Bad
Quick! someone call a hambulance.

Laughing out loud

Quote: David Bussell @ April 30 2009, 11:22 AM BST

The Aporkalypse?

Loving that!!

Hamageddon!

Honey-roast death?

HIWeee!

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