Dolly I know that guy- and his brother Issac.
and yes, I saw the name on here and liked it- easy to remember under preasure!
Dolly I know that guy- and his brother Issac.
and yes, I saw the name on here and liked it- easy to remember under preasure!
Damn my fictional brother Belvedere-Horatio-Josiah-Onnanoko Al-Farooq!
Rookie mistake and now he's there forever...
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ April 29 2009, 9:57 AM BSTDamn my fictional brother Belvedere-Horatio-Josiah-Onnanoko Al-Farooq!
Rookie mistake and now he's there forever...
Dan
A Farookie mistake shurely?
Do you spent twenty-three and three-quarter hours writing puns and only 15 minutes progressing the character of Jack Delaney each and every day?
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ April 29 2009, 10:42 AM BSTDo you spent twenty-three and three-quarter hours writing puns and only 15 minutes progressing the character of Jack Delaney each and every day?
Dan
Pretty much! It's a tough job but someone has to do it. Actually today I am mainly writing knob gags for an episode of DOCTORS.
MARC:
(V/O) I can't believe I'm reduced to writing knob gags for Doctors. These really are new depths...
F/X PHONE RINGS
VOICE:
Marc! It's Andrew Newman! We're doing a 101 Greatest Puns in our ever-more-desperate listing... erm... listings! Are you up for it?
MARC:
Pun-tastic! I'll get my pun! I can't believe this is ha-pun-ning!
PEN GOES ON FIRE AS MARC IMMEDIATELY SCRIBBLES AWAY FURIOUSLY.
END
Quote: Kate Lane @ April 29 2009, 9:44 AM BSTFor the gig I have invented a fictional brother that I can refer to and the various problems he has. Probably because I have a dull life!
Could you not pretend they were your problems?
Quote: sardines @ April 29 2009, 12:42 PM BSTCould you not pretend they were your problems?
What, even the testicular cancer and paternity DNA tests?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 29 2009, 1:39 PM BSTWhat, even the testicular cancer and paternity DNA tests?
Sure, just open with
"These jokes are about things that happened my brother, but he'll kill me if I tell ones about him.
...so I've only got one b*ll*ck"
no, he's called Mikey
Who me? Really? I'm your long-lost brother?
Good luck with the stand-up, Kate.