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Quote: Lee Henman @ April 28 2009, 11:03 PM BST

And I was attempting a humourous riposte to your interjection - which also failed.

We are made of fail.

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Quote: Lee Henman @ April 28 2009, 10:56 PM BST

NO, it's the Penguin Bedtime Fairytale Book Of Nice Places. What's your point?

You're both funnier and you've got a better book of bedtime stories than I have.

Life is very, very hard. :(

Quote: bigfella @ April 28 2009, 10:13 PM BST

Libya.

Used to do a lot of business with the Libyans but never went

I fulfilled an ambition by visiting Leptis Magna earlier this year, which was stunning. A lovely country, very friendly and very safe to visit (well we had our own policeman trailing round after us, so I guess it would be).

I guess Iceland is top of list of places I have not visited, though with strong competition from Antarctica.

Poor kitty!!!

Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2009, 11:03 PM BST

I've just tried to spell humourous (I think that's right) 5 times before leaving the message alone.

It's humerus. Although that may be a bone of contention.

Oh come on, that was clever...worthy of Marc P in fact!

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 28 2009, 11:06 PM BST

It's humerus. Although that may be a bone of contention.

Oh come on, that was clever...worthy of Marc P in fact!

There's no 'arm to it anyway.

I went to a "comedy doctor." She operated on my funny bone - had me in stitches, she did.

Would quite like to go to a Scandinavian country. Never been to France, that might be nice, and would like to go to Ireland. Japan perhaps..is a long list probably when I think about it.

Quote: Rob0 @ April 28 2009, 11:31 PM BST

I went to a "comedy doctor." She operated on my funny bone - had me in stitches, she did.

She? Never trust a femur doctor.

Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2009, 11:37 PM BST

She? Never trust a femur doctor.

Yes, she was a fibulas surgeon

Quote: Rob0 @ April 28 2009, 11:45 PM BST

Yes, she was a fibulas surgeon

Hope you didn't go private. If you did, you'll still be broke.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 28 2009, 10:31 PM BST

I've always fancied Canada. Beautiful scenery and proper seasons. Plus it's the same size of the US with 9 times less people. Which is a good thing in my book.

Quote: zooo @ April 28 2009, 10:34 PM BST

I wanna go to Canada,

Lucky for you two I am an exiled prince from Canada, if you will wire me 1000 dollars to help me get back to Ottawa I will share with you my fortune and let you stay in my castle for free! All I need is for you to wire me that cash.
P.S. If you are a lonely single lady I am also very handsome, young and well endowed.
Here is a picture of me in my princely military wears:

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I'll throw in the white dog for free....or not..if you like Cats I can see what I can do..just wire me that money first.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 28 2009, 10:31 PM BST

I've always fancied Canada. Beautiful scenery and proper seasons.

Proper seasons: Cold and Flipping Freezing.

Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2009, 10:21 PM BST

Mainly around Smithdown Road/Studentsville for three years, then a year off Wavertree High Street and a year in Tuebrook.

Oh, you were a student? Students often get a bad impression of the big cities they study in, because they have to be fairly close to the city centre. Not that there's anything wrong with Liverpool city centre - in fact, it's pretty impressive, especially these days, when new buildings seem to be getting built all the time - but neighbourhoods that are close to big city centres are often the least wealthy. The further into the suburbs you go, the better it gets, just like in most big cities. Actually, though I always write "Liverpool", when I write my address down, I actually live outside Liverpool, although it's still Merseyside. To tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been to Wavertree or Tuebrook.

As for where I'd like to go, the one place that stands out is Japan. Although I'd love to go to places like Central America, and Egypt, I'm more into going to big cities, where there's a hundred and one things to do.

Quote: Badge @ April 28 2009, 10:37 PM BST

The past.

The Undiscovered Country is the future, you've lost your Star Trek priviledges and I'm confiscating your Spock ears.

I'd like to visit Japan, it looks bonkers.

SNAP! (I edited my last comment, adding the part about Japan, before reading your comment). Actually, the Japanese people can be a bit odd, e.g. I was reading the other day, about vending machines they have over there, from which adult men can buy the used underwear of school girls.

Quote: DaButt @ April 28 2009, 10:10 PM BST

I can't think of any countries I wouldn't want to visit.

I don't think I'd be terribly keen to visit the Democratic Republic of Congo or Sudan at the moment. Brunei and Kuwait aren't much fun either. Alcoholics who enjoy drinking every day won't enjoy Libya.

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