Strange scenes inside the urinal

INT. DAY. URINAL.

A MAN IS PEEING WHEN HE LOOKS BESIDE HIM TO SEE AN AFRICAN TRIBESMAN ABOUT TO PEE. THE TRIBESMAN IS IN FULL DRESS AND ALSO HAS HIS NECK STRETCHED BY GOLD RINGS.

FX CLANG.

THE MAN LOOKS DOWN TO OTHER URINAL WITH AN ASTONISHED LOOK ON HIS FACE.

CUT TO HOME SCENE.

MAN HANGS UP PHONE AND IS SMILING.

CAMERA PAN TO YELLOW PAGES IT IS OPENED AT JEWELLERS AND A TAPE MEASURE IS BESIDE IT.

I have to admit I pissed myself at this.

Who would measure a yellow pages?

Nice one Nigel

Hooray a silent sketch we haven't seen any of those in ages!

That is very funny could you turn it into a card of tshirt or design or something.

This is very funny. Good work.

I'm worried now, because I never get any of these sketches.