It is the OLYMPIC 2 Man boat race.
Shot to the river.
8 boats are lined up.
The pistol goes.
''BANG''
7 boats move off in quick succession.
1 Boat moves off at a slow steady pace.
Cut to boat.
Stephen Hawking is sat in the boat with his 'Scuba Gear' on.
His partner looks up into air in disbelief and shouts.
''LAZY...JUST...UGHHHH...LAZY STEVE''
Nice.
You are wrong and insensitive and gosh darn funny. This is awful, but good. I stress the point though, that I think it's funny because of his partners shock that he isn't even trying, opposed to Hawkins disability.
I love how you get that Rebecca, the funny point being his partner just expects 'Steve' to try. Hence the title wrong or right.
You look cute in your pic by the way...ahem 
Hey! BSG isn't some pickup joint! 
Thats not what you said to me in the private message you sent me late last night NIL??? 
Is the joke that not only can't Steven row he's brought the wrong equipment?
Can't say it tickled me that much.
Quote: Scottidog @ April 27 2009, 10:28 PM BSTThats not what you said to me in the private message you sent me late last night NIL???
Yes Sooty.
Using this as a runner kinda makes me think of, dare I say, Horne & Cordons relay sketch and such likes. A variation on theme.
Dunno, the one off worked but with intent on going again and again... not so sure!
It's all the facial hair isn't it? Men always love that.
"I love how you get that Rebecca, the funny point being his partner just expects 'Steve' to try. Hence the title wrong or right."
I'm very insightful like that. I can't stand it when people shove controversial comments into a sketch, thinking that that's what makes it funny. Peoples misunderstandings and preconceptions on the other hand, are hilarious.
Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 10:29 PM BSTIs the joke that not only can't Steven row he's brought the wrong equipment?
Yeah, that confuses things a little I think.
I don't like this as much as the other one. And if you're gonna run this one after the first I think you can cut the partners exclamation to just "Steve!!??", then maybe have him chuck his oars down in frustration.
Rebecca, I know its abit wrong and this kind of stuff gets alot of flak. You watch t.v nowadays it is full of it.
But Frankie Boyle is the master.
That's because Boyle is a genius. I love that man.