British Comedy Guide

The Swine that Flu

We're all going to die from nasty Mexican pig germs.

Is every one panicking sufficently? You're not? Where's your sense of patriotism?

I'd like to make it clear that there was no swine flu under a Conservative government or a Ken Livingstone London.

And what is BSG doing to keep the virus out? I believe there is already a mexican comedy sketch about pigs in critique. What are the moderators doing to quarantine it?

And what are you doing for the rest of the commonwealth?!

We already have outbreaks in the east coast and west coast provinces.

We don't know what to do?!?! We were ready for the bird flu but this?!
Quick someone tell me so I can warn the Prime Minister of Canada!

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Don't eat pork for a while?

Quote: Curt @ April 27 2009, 7:02 PM BST

And what are you doing for the rest of the commonwealth?!

We already have outbreaks in the east coast and west coast provinces.

We don't know what to do?!?! We were ready for the bird flu but this?!
Quick someone tell me so I can warn the Prime Minister of Canada!

Isn't that just 2 people and a dog called Pierre?

Quote: Leevil @ April 27 2009, 7:03 PM BST

Don't wrestle pigs for a while

Good advice, I hope I can hold out.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 27 2009, 7:06 PM BST

Good advice, I hope I can hold out.

I doubt it, you dirty bastard.

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 6:58 PM BST

We're all going to die from nasty Mexican pig germs.

I think the MET should be quarantined, then burnt on pyres.

Quote: Leevil @ April 27 2009, 7:06 PM BST

I doubt it, you dirty bastard.

Snout wrong with that!

Viva la revoloucion!

[Jamaican accent] Beer can?

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 7:04 PM BST

Isn't that just 2 people and a dog called Pierre?

Yes but that doesn't mean we should be ignored. :(

Quote: Leevil @ April 27 2009, 7:06 PM BST

I doubt it, you dirty bastard.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ April 27 2009, 7:09 PM BST

(Jamaican accent) Beer can?

:D

Quote: Leevil @ April 27 2009, 7:03 PM BST
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Don't eat pork for a while?

Don't say that! I'll be inundated with letters from people who are boycotting pork coz they don't want to die, and what are we doing bout it. Two cases in Airdie, not too far away. Ah-ah-oink-choo!

I forgot Pierre is the minister for Qubecoise affairs.

Sorry I seem to be randomly picking on Canada tonight I have no idea why.

*sings* Blame Canada!

It's OK we probably deserve it. Especially today being "Burn the Union Jack Day" here in Canada.
They say it's family fun but I think the 'Deification Bingo' party killed that idea a long time ago.

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