Les Dennis walks onto 'Britain's got Talent' stage nervously, looking down and squiffley walks to the marker on the floor.
The crowd is silent.
He suddenly looks up with a big smile, looks behind him and points with his right arm
''OUR SURVEY SAYS''.....
(you know the rest) 
Quote: Scottidog @ April 27 2009, 2:52 PM BST"OUR SURVEY SAYS... "
stupid I know
Stupid? I'd say brilliant. Very nice spin.
Now get back to that other thread and provoke someone. You've even attracted the likes of Don Rushmore.
That's fun and simple I like it and I could visualise it on radio.
Thanks Soot, bit silly but gets the job done.
Took me a second to get it but then I did like it. I do like a nice silly sketch.
I like it. Makes me think it would work as a commercial or something like that because it's so quick fire.
And the sad part is that Les Dennis would actually do the sketch.
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LES DENNIS WALKS ONTO 'BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT' STAGE
NERVOUSLY, LOOKING DOWN AND SQUIFFLEY WALKS TO THE
MARKER ON THE FLOOR.
THE CROWD IS SILENT.
HE SUDDENLY LOOKS UP WITH A BIG SMILE, LOOKS
BEHIND HIM AND POINTS WITH HIS RIGHT ARM
LES: Our survey says!
SLIGHT CHUCKLES FROM AUDIENCE.
VERNON KAYE MARCHES ON AND GRABS LES.
VERNON: It ain't your survey any more, sunshine!
VERNON DRAGS LES OFF TO A STANDING OVATION
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Quote: Timbo @ April 27 2009, 6:34 PM BSTAnd the sad part is that Les Dennis would actually do the sketch.
Even though his cheating ex-wife Amanda Holden is the judge! 
Quote: Scottidog @ April 27 2009, 2:52 PM BSTsquiffley
This alone makes me love the sketch.
Cheers shag. I like that word too.
I also thought it would work on the basis of Les Dennis career like Morrace pointed out.
Very clever and funny Scottidog! Good stuff.
On the subject of Amanda Holden...I would.
Les Dennis has! why we laughin' at him again?