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I've won some champagne from QI

Yesterday I posted something I thought was quite interesting on the forums for QI. It was something I first found out on Silly Money, in which Rory Bremner said that in 1984, the central African country of Gabon was the highest per capita consumer of champagne.

When I posted this, one of the forum members, suze, said: "If you can prove that claim (i.e. that Gabon drank the most champagne per capita. That B, B & F said it was so I do not dispute.) to a standard that would be sufficient to use it on the show, I'll buy you a bottle of champagne."

So I went onto Google and found on Google books a passage from The Rentier State in Africa by Douglas Andrew Yates, page 213.

One of the most obnoxious symbols of conspicuous consumption of imported foodstuffs was Gabon's seemingly unquenchable thirst for champagne. According to figures put out by the Comité Interprofessionnel du Vin de Champagne, Gabon was the world's leading per capita consumer in 1984, "with one bottle for every three inhabitants." At one wedding held for a prominent political figure's daughter, 8,000 special magnums were specially imported and consumed (ibid).

As the Comité Interprofessionnel du Vin de Champagne is the trade organization representing the champagne industry, suze accepted it and I won the bet! However, seeing as how I live in the North-East, instead of sending me a bottle of champagne, she is sending me the money to buy one.

QI Forum covering Gabon

Quote: Ian Wolf @ April 25 2009, 9:41 AM BST

seeing as how I live in the North-East, instead of sending me a bottle of champagne, she is sending me the money to buy one.

Well done, but seeing as you live in the North-East shouldn't she have sent you a Red Cross food parcel?

Laughing out loud

Quote: SlagA @ April 25 2009, 10:14 AM BST

Well done, but seeing as you live in the North-East shouldn't she have sent you a Red Cross food parcel?

Or perhaps a gun to help steal food parcels from others.

I read this as being about Gambon, as in Michael. :$

Quote: SlagA @ April 25 2009, 10:14 AM BST

Well done, but seeing as you live in the North-East shouldn't she have sent you a Red Cross food parcel?

:D

Nice one. Just be grateful you hadn't posted about Cup a Soups.

Jx

Quote: SlagA @ April 25 2009, 10:14 AM BST

Well done, but seeing as you live in the North-East shouldn't she have sent you a Red Cross food parcel?

:O Cheek!
A magnum of brown ale might go down better like though but y'knaa.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 25 2009, 8:59 PM BST

:O Cheek!
A magnum of brown ale might go down better like though but y'knaa.

What? A smoggie drinking something from Newcastle? Are you mad?!

Brown Ale is the best thing to come out of the area - aprt from Viz of course.

Quote: David Chapman @ April 26 2009, 10:25 AM BST

Brown Ale is the best thing to come out of the area - aprt from Viz of course.

What about Bob Mortimer, Will Hay and Richard Griffiths?

Will Hay is great.

"You're wasting your time!"

And Bryan Ferry.

Quote: Ian Wolf @ April 26 2009, 2:19 PM BST

What about Will Hay and Richard Griffiths?

He said GOOD things...

What's wrong with poor Richard Griffiths? :(

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