Moyles for the chop song

To the tune of "Music" by Madonna.

Hey Mr. DJ it won't be too long, you're not radio one's baby
you may be young at heart
but your gonna get the chop, cos your just fat and lazy

Moyles you can't stay on radio forever
Moyles your to old to keep playing the rebel

you get older everyday and it's time to take stock
you'll soon be radio two's newbie
Your act is wearing thin, your careers in disarray
But just take it on your chins, think of the goodbye buffet

Moyles you should have stayed behind in Kenya
Moyles should've stayed on that mountain forever

Hey Mr. DJ this is your swan song, there are no if's or maybe's
while you played your part
I'm afraid it's time to stop, before you drive us crazy

Good match, funny, nice one

I thought the lyrics were funny & told a good story.

It was between this and "panic" by The Smiths.

Sadly I think Madonna was a better fit.

Quote: Tom G @ April 25 2009, 10:16 PM BST

It was between this and "panic" by The Smiths.

Sadly I think Madonna was a better fit.

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Hi Tom

I wanted to read this and hear the song at the same time which I just did. Very good.

But I am disappointed it wasn't to a Smiths song - I'm all for those! We should have another competition - Smiths re-writes! Or maybe not.

Jx