A MAN WITH A BABY BUMP STROLLS INTO A DOCTOR'S SURGERY. HE WALKS UP TO THE DESK.
MR JONES
Hi. I'm Mr Jones. I've got an appointment with Dr Carter?
RECEPTIONIST
Go straight through.
MAN WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS ROOM
DR CARTER
Aww Mr Jones, if you could just drop your trousers and pop up on the bed?
MAN DROPS HIS TROUSERS AND HOPS UP ONTO THE BED
DR CARTER
How long have you been in labour?
Mr JONES
About half hour.
DR CARTER
Ok you should be ready then.
THE DOCTOR GOES TO THE END OF THE BED AND PICKS OUT TWO BABIES
DR CARTER
Congratulations It's twin boys. Would you like some paracetemol?
MR JONES
No it's fine I've got to rush back to work, thanks for your help, bye.
MR JONES PICKS UP HIS KIDS AND WALKS OUT
