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Watson's Wind Up - oneliners & short sketches. Page 7

Russian surgeons were stunned when they found a 5cm tall fir tree growing inside a man's lung. The cause is unclear, although some suspect a tennis tournament the man took place in last summer... where he was highly seeded.

Cue trombone noise and Kevin and Paul smashing lots of apples for 3 minutes.

Got in a quickie about Wimbledon this week, second sketch on.

Well done John

Nice one, John. Will have a listen later on.

Dan

Thanks guys. I'm afraid it's not that great, but I was just chuffed to get another thing on.

There's one week left to go of this, by the way.

Great or not, it's one more WWU credit than I've managed this run! Keep up the good work.

Dan

Oops, I thought it had ended already! Didn't send anything this week - will go all out for the last one though.

Got my contract through today - do I need to return both copies or just one?

Quote: Stephen Marsh @ April 25 2009, 11:05 PM BST

Oops, I thought it had ended already! Didn't send anything this week - will go all out for the last one though.

Got my contract through today - do I need to return both copies or just one?

One

Thanks John.

Quote: John Kelly @ April 24 2009, 9:35 PM BST

Got in a quickie about Wimbledon this week, second sketch on.

Ah, Cliff Richard? They said someone beat us to that one.

I've really enjoyed the series though.
I used to like Jonathon Watson in Naked Video & he used to do football impressions on some other show.
His Denis Law impression still cracks me up.

I got one in.
I'm cracking open a bottle of Magners right now.
That's my first ever writing credit, I'm delighted.

:)

Well done Fred. Excellent. Congrats!

Dan

Yeah, well done Fred. Haven't listened yet. Which one was it?

Quote: John Kelly @ May 2 2009, 11:04 AM BST

Yeah, well done Fred. Haven't listened yet. Which one was it?

It was a line about the Ghurkas.

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