Quote: zooo @ April 23 2009, 4:59 PM BST
I'll get said daddy on you.
Then you should warn your daddy that Chip's quite handy with his homemade numchukkas which he's made from a couple of rolled up 'Razzle' magazines linked together with...never you mind what they're linked together with.
Quote: Aaron @ April 23 2009, 3:52 PM BSTBeautiful.
Wore my rose today, and quite a few people knew why, which was a very nice change!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 23 2009, 5:18 PM BSTWore my rose today, and quite a few people knew why, which was a very nice change!
One of my colleagues was wearing a sprig of rosemary.
I didn't ask why. Probably to warn others she's a mentalist.
Quote: zooo @ April 23 2009, 3:36 PM BSTSpeaking of bullying boyfriends, I got whacked in the face by a supermarket basket today, and thought I might get a black eye. It would have been fun if I did because then strangers in the street would assume I had a wife-beating husband. Ace.
(That's what I always think if I see a woman with a bruise.)
I had the most beautiful, slim, delicate girlfriend once 
who used to bruise almost to touch. 
First week she came back from work with her hip black and blue because she'd banged it on a desk in the office just by walking past. I couldn't even hold her arm tightly...and as for vigorous rumpy pumpy...
And you're right zooo, people used to talk. I had to be specially nice to her when we broke up!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 23 2009, 5:18 PM BSTWore my rose today, and quite a few people knew why, which was a very nice change!
Aw, yays. 
Leaving work early, going to stop by the library and then head home to pack for tomorrow's trip.
Ellie has been taken shopping by a friend, and actually looks quite fashionable today. Yey!
I haven't had a shave for nearly a fortnight and look bloody horrible! Truly frightening.
And that's just your pubes!
Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2009, 10:32 AM BSTEllie looks quite fashionable today.
Yeah right!
Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2009, 10:32 AM BSTEllie actually looks quite fashionable today.
Quote: Leevil @ April 24 2009, 12:35 PM BSTAnd that's just your pubes!
I want to know what you're wearing Ellie!
(not in a gay way.)
Quote: zooo @ April 24 2009, 2:36 PM BSTI want to know what you're wearing Ellie!
(in a gay way.)
Quote: zooo @ April 24 2009, 2:39 PM BST
Homophobe.
