Oprah.

JORDAN IS ON THE PHONE

JORDAN
Watcha mean I can't get on Oprah? I've 'ad loads of plastic surgery to talk about. My tits been shrunk, my minge put on sideways and a new arse hole fitted.

OOV PETE ANDRE.

PETE
What's that mysterious girl?

JORDAN
Not you f**k wit, it's me other arsehole.
Any way who have they got on?
(PAUSE)
The McCaines the people who invented microchips?
(PAUSE)
I am so bloody sick of competing with dead people. First Jade getting cancer and now this.
Well 2 can play at that game.
Oi Harvey get over here I've left a donut in the microwave, right at the back.

Funny. But so,so,so wrong!!

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JORDAN
Not you f**k wit, it's me other arsehole.

This couldn't be any more wrong. Not one of your funniest sketches but not bad.

Did you get this from watching Graham Norton last night? Peter & Katie produce priceless humour.

I hardly ever watch Mr Norton since he left Channel 4 and sold out.

My topical Mojo seems to be on go slow.

Quote: sootyj @ April 24 2009, 1:52 PM BST

I hardly ever watch Mr Norton since he left Channel 4 and sold out.

My topical Mojo seems to be on go slow.

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Yes, I noticed the topical stuff has dried as of late.

It was a great show last night, Katie, Peter & Jimmy Carr. Graham never said much.