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Damn mobile phone charger, not charging!! Angry

Losing at poker.......... again I'm not even making stupid calls like I normally do :(

Is that why they call you All-in-Paul?

Parents like this piss me off:

Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed

(04-22) 16:50 PDT Fresno, Calif. (AP) --

Fresno police are looking for a gang member they say held down his 7-year-old son while another man tattooed his belly with the group's dog paw insignia.

Investigators learned of the crime Tuesday when the boy's mother brought the child to the offices of a multi-agency gang task force to report it.

The father, identified as 26-year-old Enrique Gonzalez, faces six charges including mayhem, child abuse, false imprisonment, battery, participating in a criminal street gang and committing a crime for the benefit of a gang.

Police arrested 20-year-old Travis Gorman, the alleged tattooer, on similar charges. He is being held in the Fresno County Jail and could not immediately be reached.

The Bulldogs are Fresno's largest criminal street gang.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/22/state/n165010D59.DTL&tsp=1

It's more a gang issue than a parent issue. Some places if you're not in a gang, then you're a dead man walking.

Quote: chipolata @ April 23 2009, 3:17 PM BST

It's more a gang issue than a parent issue. Some places if you're not in a gang, then you're a dead man walking.

Cirencester?

Quote: chipolata @ April 23 2009, 3:17 PM BST

Some places if you're not in a gang, then you're a dead man walking.

Not in this country. I have many friends who grew up in the most gang-infested neighborhoods in East L.A. and they turned out fine.

Any man who forcibly tattoos his 7-year-old child needs to be locked away for the rest of his life.

Quote: DaButt @ April 23 2009, 3:22 PM BST

Any man who forcibly tattoos his 7-year-old child needs to be locked away for the rest of his life.

You say that, but kids can be quite annoying. I'd love to forcibly tattoo quite a lot of them.

Quote: Rob H @ April 23 2009, 3:21 PM BST

Cirencester?

:D

Quote: DaButt @ April 23 2009, 3:22 PM BST

Not in this country. I have many friends who grew up in the most gang-infested neighborhoods in East L.A. and they turned out fine.

chipolata is exaggerating to get his point across. He doesn't mean literally that every man, woman and child must be a member of a gang. I've heard of pretty identical gangland situations in both the US and UK, although the US stories always seem to be more serious. Probably because of all your guns.

Quote: Aaron @ April 23 2009, 3:37 PM BST

although the US stories always seem to be more serious. Probably because of all your guns.

The biggest (and growing) problem is the influx of gangs from Mexico and Central America. Drugs, guns and murder are all they care about. I read a report that said as much as 75% of all serious crime in the country can be traced to gang members.

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The f**king tax. Been fighting with them to get my coding sorted out. They've known for a while that I have been taxed wrong, but haven't done anything about it. I asked for written conformation that this has been done, and I've just today got the letter. Bastards.

TTPYO: Hotmail! *shakes fist* I miss having my own email system thing.

Only being told that a lecture is an hour later, AFTER you've actually f**king arrived for it. Stupid bitch.

Lick them in the balls.

Quote: Leevil @ April 24 2009, 1:26 PM BST

Lick them in the balls.

Yeah, someone lick me in the balls too!

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