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Quote: bigfella @ April 23 2009, 5:03 PM BST

Bugger all Zooo!

Todays effort was a teacup of cornflakes. A digestive bisuit for lunch and when I get home a finger size bit of chicken, a tea spoon of swede and maybe if I'm lucky half a new potato.

Ouch.
I suppose you just have to not really think about food any more. And just look forward to other things instead.

Thinking about food is about all I do!

As clever as this operation is, it's a physical solution to a pyschological problem.

But it's got to be worth it!

I get to live.

.... and write a book about it.

Quote: bigfella @ April 23 2009, 5:37 PM BST

I get to live.

.... and write a book about it.

Call it 'Thinner.' Oh wait, Stephen King beat you to it.
:(

It would also be a good title for an autobiography by a lisping sinner.

Call it '7 Mini Eggs Is Out'.

It's called "Everything to Lose"

Quote: bigfella @ April 23 2009, 7:36 PM BST

It's called "Everything to Lose"

I just read the publisher's pre-launch review and it looks like a cracker. I've already pre-ordered my copy.

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Quote: Kenneth @ April 24 2009, 12:02 AM BST

I just read the publisher's pre-launch review and it looks like a cracker. I've already pre-ordered my copy.

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Kenneth, you know that's not his book. Why are you being so funny?

:D

Quote: Kenneth @ April 24 2009, 12:02 AM BST

I just read the publisher's pre-launch review and it looks like a cracker. I've already pre-ordered my copy.

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I never even knew I owned a hat!!!

Laughing out loud

Good luck though Bigfella with it all... what happens when you eat sugar though?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2009, 10:46 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Good luck though Bigfella with it all... what happens when you eat sugar though?

Hi Ellie, thanks a lot.

Medically it's called "dumping" - a lovely name. Basically, as my gut can't process the sugary stuff, it shots it through really quickly. This means I feel sick ( but can't be ), dizzy, start sweating and then it exits the body in the tradional manner in a not very pleasent way.

Something to avoid I think.

Ah okay, you poor thing. I love my food, so I think you're very brave doing this. Moderation has always been an issue of mine, and having lost 2 stone last year and really could do with losing another 2 stone, I think that's the only way!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2009, 11:06 AM BST

... having lost 2 stone last year and really could do with losing another 2 stone...

Crikey! Is there something your profile pic is not showing us?

Yep, my massive belly. I'm actually a stone lighter than I was in that photo I think.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2009, 11:06 AM BST

I think you're very brave doing this.

It was a case of having too! If I didnt have the op I would have kept on getting bigger and bigger. The surgeon gave me five years to live!

There was no other option.

Were we supposed to PM you pics of ourselves?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8892/47 There you go. I'm buffer in real life obviously.

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