Quote: Kenneth @ April 22 2009, 12:47 AM BSTNo, there is never any violence, let alone night-vision nonsense. I said they will take me to nice parties. When not at parties, I'll just be "relaxing" with a couple of members of the band, while the others sing Pixies/Bowie songs and invent cigarettes that don't cause cancer. When I'm busy working, they go off and fight crime, generally helping the oppressed to take on corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and police.
Nice try Kenneth, trying to throw people off the scent, but I know what you're really like, 'Wolf Creek? That's a type of Shiraz, isn't it?'
I'm only giving you a hard time because your concept for a band was better then mine plus my bisexual quadruplet gymnastic cheerleaders aboard my Floating Brothel Fortress aren't very good at fighting crime or Bowie covers.
Anyways, I'm in danger of taking this thread off topic, so here's my ultimate band -
singer - Stephen Hawkins
lead guitar - Tony Blair
bass guitar - Michael J Fox
drummer - Abu Hamzar
backing dancer - Heather Mills with light up disco leg