Ugly Fat No Ones Rejoice!

Because Jade Goody the Musical is coming to town. The musical will celebrate her life from her humble beginnings in cock-er-nee town to flashing her minge on Big Brother to her worldwide super stardom, especially in India presumably.

As if it couldn't get any better, there will be an Andrew Lloyd Webber style reality show to find an unknown star to play Jade in the musical.

A heartwarming rags to riches story (especially for those cashing in on her death).

Could there possibly be a worst idea for a musical?

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 23 2009, 6:48 PM BST

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The same idea, but written by Ben Elton?

*Max (Boom) Aah-aah - he'll make all he can from us!*

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With correct grammer ans spelin'.

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Very dated.

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How very mean.

I will be auditioning for a role in the musical based on Aaron's mission to learn to play the guitar and buy kinky underwear.

Aaron a Gstring.

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Well I'd pay to see it

1984 - the feel-good musical of the year.

Moulinex Rouge - Small mammals, big blenders.

Now that's what I call genocide. With Paul Potts playing Pol Pot.

I stupidly thought, with her being dead 'n' all, that I'd never have to hear about this stupid f**king cow again. Guess I was wrong. I think I'd prefer another 10 years or so of Diana worshipping/mourning.

Oh God no! Anything but Diana.

I was over visiting from the States the very week she died. The traffic in Kensington was murder.

Quote: sootyj @ April 23 2009, 7:30 PM BST

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But that relies on a horrific mispronounciation.

Quote: Huge Bear @ April 23 2009, 7:59 PM BST

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It was worse in Paris.

I remember watching a documentary about Diana's funeral, and there was one scene, which was filmed on the streets of London, in the evening, after the funeral, where the person making it asked an old lady tramp what she thought about the thousands of people crying, and throwing flowers etc, and she (the tramp) said she didn't have the faintest idea that a funeral had just taken place, or that Diana had even died.