Quote: zooo @ April 20 2009, 9:03 PM BSTYou have a plywood cock?
Or a plastic parrot?
Putting faces to names Page 8
Quote: zooo @ April 20 2009, 9:03 PM BSTYou have a plywood cock?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 20 2009, 9:22 PM BSTOr a plastic parrot?
Both 
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12178/4#P403547
If you are really that interested, that is me before my operation and then now 7 weeks later.
Your hair looks shorter. 
Quote: Leevil @ April 23 2009, 11:55 AM BSTYour hair looks shorter.
Cheers Lee!!! 
Quote: bigfella @ April 23 2009, 7:47 AM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12178/4#P403547
If you are really that interested, that is me before my operation and then now 7 weeks later.
Wow, you can really see the difference. You wouldn't even say you were the same person.... wait a minute...
Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2009, 12:14 PM BSTWow, you can really see the difference. You wouldn't even say you were the same person.... wait a minute...
Says the person whose avatar picture veers between a porcine discoloured stomach-turning freak, and Miss Piggy. >_<
You calling me a freak, mono-brow?
Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2009, 12:22 PM BSTYou calling me a freak, mono-brow?
Just flirting, 'tache-girl.
Yer, well... just stop it David Dickinson!
Consider it stopped.
Don't come crawling to me when you change your mind.
Quote: bigfella @ April 23 2009, 7:47 AM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12178/4#P403547
If you are really that interested, that is me before my operation and then now 7 weeks later.
What operation's that?
Gastric Bypass.
I could have died - but didn't - which was nice.
Is that a permanent thing?
oh yes!
It's what they would have called in the old days stomach stapling.
My stomach is now the size of an egg.
And then I've lost some intestines as well so my body can't absorb so many calories.
Not recommended if you only have a few pounds to lose!