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Quote: Ben @ April 22 2009, 8:55 PM BST

When you lived up North, Matt, did you have an outside toilet?

We had a communal ditch that the entire village shat into. We then threw hay on top, set fire to it, and danced around with our naked chests smeared in pig blood.

Actually my Dads house did have an outside toilet for a bit. Unused though. He knocked it through to extend the kitchen. Interesting, hey?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 22 2009, 8:45 PM BST

His status said "Idle", so if I called and he was like, on the loo or talking to his parents, it'd look a bit creepy, surely?!

No.

What if he'd been collapsed on his bedroom floor, and the sound of his unanswered phone had alerted someone else in the house? YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIS LIFE.

Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 9:09 PM BST

What if he'd been collapsed on his bedroom floor, and the sound of his unanswered phone had alerted someone else in the house? YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIS LIFE.

I had collapsed. On my bed, in my own drool. Sexxxy. Cool

Such style.

Ellie is pissed off and annoyed.

Off to bed to sleep it off.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 22 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Ellie is pissed off and annoyed.

Off to bed to sleep it off.

And masturbate herself into a frenzy no doubt.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 22 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Ellie is pissed off and annoyed.

Off to bed to sleep it off.

Night babes Wave

Billwill is back from his regular Wednesday pub night out, but is still pissed off that despite massive concreting effort at fixing a leak in his bigger garden pond he seems to have fixed the wrong leak, because it is still leaking umpty-um gallons per day.

Quote: Ben @ April 22 2009, 8:55 PM BST

When you lived up North, Matt, did you have an outside toilet?

Wow an outside toilet with a TELEPHONE......

Luxury..

Now when I were a lad we were lucky if we had a signalling flag..

:D :P :D Teary

Sipping Tea and very proud to be English today . England England

Yey! Saw a massive lorry with a huge flag on today! Toot toot!

Rob is confused about St George's Day.

Quote: Rob H @ April 23 2009, 11:10 AM BST

Rob is confused about St George's Day.

How come?

Quote: Gavin @ April 23 2009, 1:16 PM BST

How come?

Well, do I celebrate it? What am I celebrating? How do I celebrate it?

I'm English in the fact that I and my parents were born here, but all my grandparents were Irish.

Quote: Rob H @ April 23 2009, 1:20 PM BST

I'm English in the fact that I and my parents were born here, but all my grandparents were Irish.

So you're English in the fact that you're English, surely?! I have no idea how you celebrate this day, I didn't even realise it was St George's Day!

Same as Saint David's Day. When Dave fought a dragon and with his cosmic powers threw a dragon into the sun.

No one celebrates it. Except the really Welsh. I suppose we don't like to make a fuss.

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