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Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2009, 9:22 PM BST

C'mon Dubya and Cheney have got nothing better to do why don't you recreate The Bay of Pigs!

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The Democrats hold the patent for that blunder. Maybe Obama will give it another go if Castro keeps playing hard to get.

Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 9:25 PM BST

Did Ellie not get the requisite number of lickings tonight?

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No. Boyfriend is doing exams so I am giving him space which has made me very sexually frustrated.

Booo.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 22 2009, 9:29 PM BST

No. Boyfriend is doing exams so I am giving him space which has made me very sexually frustrated.

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That's no excuse, he should be able to do both. He's letting the side down.

Quote: The Rook @ April 22 2009, 10:11 PM BST

That's no excuse, he should be able to do both. He's letting the side down.

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Tell me about it! Grrrr

Quote: EllieJP @ April 22 2009, 9:18 PM BST

Ummm... he PM'd me first. So neh!

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PM? Ellie, I'm mighty sure I don't know what you mean!

Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 9:25 PM BST

Did Ellie not get the requisite number of lickings tonight?

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15 minutes minimum.

Now ya talking.

Without being too crude, I don't let the girlfriend go until I'm done with 'the lickings'. I'm a fiend for it, I just can't get enough. She goes delirious.

It's certainly worth working on your neck muscles

See, that's the problem with us guys, we're too damn accommodating. What about us. A good licking yeh, but if you ask for a blow job it's like put the the bins out for a month and make nice with my mother. Oo err!

Quote: roscoff @ April 22 2009, 10:56 PM BST

See, that's the problem with us guys, we're too damn accommodating. What about us. A good licking yeh, but if you ask for a blow job it's like put the the bins out for a month and make nice with my mother. Oo err!

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That is so damn spot on. There is never a good fellatio to cunnilingus ratio!

Ellie, what's the best way of improving our chances, besides taking the binbag out for a month?

Try saying "Swallowing semen increases your..." oh wait, that's an old one...

Quote: Huge Bear @ April 22 2009, 11:00 PM BST

Try saying "Swallowing semen increases your..." oh wait, that's an old one...

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...soothes the throat...good for the skin...all tried.

Mind you, when it does happen, makes up for the lack of it!

...earns you a fiver???...

Quote: Huge Bear @ April 22 2009, 11:03 PM BST

...earns you a fiver???...

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If it could be that easy...bloody hell, do you take Switch?