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Ben is drinking beer. It's a tough life.

Quote: Ben @ April 22 2009, 6:58 PM BST

Ben is drinking beer. It's a tough life.

Me to! High Five.

Gavin, Ben! How're you both? I am assuming good, 'cos drinking beer mid-evening in the sun is normally quite good.

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 7:09 PM BST

Gavin, Ben! How're you both? I am assumoing good, 'cos drinking beer mid-evening in the sun normally is quite good.

Correct. I'm very well ta big fella hows life with you?

I'm okaaaay. Fell asleep for the brief period Robyn was online earlier, so I'm kicking myself for that. :(

Apart from that the weather is good, my guitar is loud and I think I might get something nice to drink in a moment. Life is quite good. :D

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 7:09 PM BST

Gavin, Ben! How're you both? I am assuming good, 'cos drinking beer mid-evening in the sun is normally quite good.

I'm good! It's a lovely, sunny day and ripe for a beer.

How are Crystal Palace these days?

Quote: Ben @ April 22 2009, 7:14 PM BST

How are Crystal Palace these days?

I've completely given up following them now. My season ticket'll be gathering dust until the last day of the season. I don't think I've ever watched a team play such dire football as they have under Warnock. No spirit and no style, which is depressing considering the fantastic youngsters who are coming through.

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 7:14 PM BST

I'm okaaaay. Fell asleep for the brief period Robyn was online earlier, so I'm kicking myself for that. :(

:$ And then she ran off to the park.

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 7:16 PM BST

I've completely given up following them now. My season ticket'll be gathering dust until the last day of the season. I don't think I've ever watched a team play such dire football as they have under Warnock. No spirit and no style, which is depressing considering the fantastic youngsters who are coming through.

You sold your best youngster to the mighty Tottenahm.

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 7:16 PM BST

I've completely given up following them now. My season ticket'll be gathering dust until the last day of the season. I don't think I've ever watched a team play such dire football as they have under Warnock. No spirit and no style, which is depressing considering the fantastic youngsters who are coming through.

You sold your best youngster to the mighty Tottenham.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 22 2009, 8:16 PM BST

You sold your best youngster to the mighty Tottenahm.

I'm not really a Palace fan, so I'm not that fussed. I hope John Bostock does well for you, but I'd wager that Palace have some gems you haven't got you hands on yet. Nathaniel Clyne is a good strong right back, Victor Moses is a bundle of tricks and Sean Scannell works very hard, all three should be good players.

I am a West Ham fan so I do *have* to think you're scum though. :P

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 7:14 PM BST

Fell asleep for the brief period Robyn was online earlier, so I'm kicking myself for that. :(

She should have texted/called you!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 22 2009, 8:09 PM BST

:$ And then she ran off to the park.

Desertion!

Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 8:43 PM BST

She should have texted/called you!

His status said "Idle", so if I called and he was like, on the loo or talking to his parents, it'd look a bit creepy, surely?!

I often make calls from atop the toilet.

Quote: Ben @ April 22 2009, 8:46 PM BST

I often make calls from atop the toilet.

Crouching on the cistern?

When you lived up North, Matt, did you have an outside toilet?

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