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Robyn is tooooooo warm, but glad for the sun, failed her end of unit test, and is getting there with yearbook! Which uni did you pick, zooo?

Hmm, will saying it jinx it?...
Probably not. Goldsmiths.

Are you the actual boss of the yearbook? Did you make sure your name is all big at the front?
I hope so.

Quote: zooo @ April 22 2009, 3:48 PM BST

Knowing chipolata, probably a satsuma.

zooo has finally decided on a university.
Which means that it will now probably all fall through.

She is also going to have to go and find a satsuma now.
Curse you chip.

Funnily enough, there is something quite sexy about women with a satsuma or tennis ball in their mouth. :)

I'm not the actual boss, no, I just keep getting hounded by teachers. Unimpressed

You like? :)

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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 22 2009, 4:01 PM BST

I'm not the actual boss, no, I just keep getting hounded by teachers. Unimpressed

I think as you travel through life you'll find yourself hounded by a lot of people.

Quote: zooo @ April 22 2009, 4:02 PM BST

You like? :)

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I do! Now I've got a semi! :D

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 22 2009, 12:45 PM BST

No I am deadly serious.

You like the sleepless nights?

Quote: Leevil @ April 22 2009, 12:51 PM BST

That sounds like a very light-hearted way of saying, rapist.

That sounds like a very light-hearted way of saying, chipolata.

I wish I could do without sleep, I have decided. It's really frustrating and just gets in the way of stuff.

I agree.

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 5:51 PM BST

I wish I could do without sleep, I have decided. It's really frustrating and just gets in the way of stuff.

Stargazing and vampiring are the only things that come to mind.

Quote: DaButt @ April 22 2009, 5:53 PM BST

Stargazing and vampiring are the only things that come to mind.

I love to do a bit of the former properly, but I've never been anywhere where it's really achievable. I suppose you get a good view of the night sky when you're out camping in the 'wilderness?'

Probably beats out the orangey funk of the London night sky I get anyway.

Quote: PhQnix @ April 22 2009, 5:56 PM BST

I suppose you get a good view of the night sky when you're out camping in the 'wilderness?'

Oh yeah, the night sky is filled with stars when you're out in the desert. The Milky Way is clearly visible to the naked eye and things get really interesting with a decent pair of binoculars or a small telescope. I usually see a lot of satellites and meteors, too.

Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 5:50 PM BST

That sounds like a very light-hearted way of saying, chipolata.

So you're also convinced Chipolata is some sought of sex pest?

It's undeniable.

Ellie is home, and had her exciting cereal for tea and debating whether to go for a run in a bit...

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