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Quote: zooo @ April 22 2009, 4:45 PM BST

Which estate agent are you with? They seem unfeasibly nice.
(unless of course you're joking. Can't tell.) :)

It was Premier Move! After my letter and numerous phone calls the branch manager called me up and informed me that it was a f**k up on their part and that they would pay the my mortgage.

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ April 22 2009, 4:45 PM BST

Please do let us know the outcome of all this mate.

Hiya Mike, The estate agents are going to pay my mortgage next month. My faith in human kind and the system is restored.

Just need to rent it out now. Anyone looking?

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 22 2009, 4:51 PM BST

it was a f**k up

Pllleaaase say it was in those exact words!?

And phew! Very glad it got sorted. Pleased

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 22 2009, 4:52 PM BST

Pllleaaase say it was in those exact words!?

He did use those exact words as well. I did chuckle to myslef!
Laughing out loud

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 22 2009, 4:44 PM BST

I wish! Twenty Two and counting!

I do indeed, anywhere you would like to go Miss Dagger?

I think I said Notting Hill in 1968 in a previous thread, but if you can't do that your Reading ticket would suffice. :D

You might have to drop your rent a bit to get someone in. I had to do this and got tenants straight away. And put some money aside for emergencies!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 22 2009, 4:51 PM BST

Just need to rent it out now. Anyone looking?

Depends on where it is, what it's like, and what the price is. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 22 2009, 5:40 PM BST

You might have to drop your rent a bit to get someone in. I had to do this and got tenants straight away.

The place I moved out of a month ago went up by £100pm. I was told by the next door neighbour that they upped it by £100 after every tennant. I recently say that it was down to the price I was paying. And having looked now, it's STILL unoccupied, and they've slashed another £50. If they'd been more flexible with their contracts they'd still have someone living there. Fools.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 22 2009, 5:40 PM BST

I think I said Notting Hill in 1968 in a previous thread, but if you can't do that your Reading ticket would suffice. :D

I couldn't love a human baby as much as my Reading ticket. I'll build a time machine and take you 1968, might take a bit of time though.

I'll keep you informed of my progress. ;)

Edited by Aaron.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 23 2009, 10:36 AM BST

I couldn't love a human baby as much as my Reading ticket. I'll build a time machine and take you 1968, might take a bit of time though.

I'll keep you informed of my progress. ;)

Edited by Aaron.

Okay. In the good ol' days we didn't need tickets for Reading. We used to just get over the fence. I first went in '87 (I think) Iggy Pop and Alice Cooper. In 1990 I nearly had my finger broken around a camp fire, in '99 or 2000 I got a bottle in the face during Pulp's set. And sometime in the mid-nineties Mr Dagger drank too much cider and blackcurrant before going on a whirly fairground ride next door and puked all over his mates enjoying the same ride. Centrifugal force meant it didn't touch him. Sick Ah, happy times.

What would Karl Marx have to say about all this I wonder.

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." ?

You did mean the one with the 'tache and cigar, right? :)

:D

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