Quote: chipolata @ April 22 2009, 1:04 PM BSTI've always thought that as far as crimes go, raping somebody would be such hard work. Certainly one of the more labour-intensive crimes.
Don't rape, have a wank instead.
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Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 12:10 PM BSTMeh. The temperature at the moment is about all I can handle.
It looks like it's currently 19C/68F in London at the moment. That would be considered sweater weather most places I've lived. It was that temperature here when I woke up at 5 a.m. and today's high is expected to hit 34C/94F or higher. We've already hit 100F once and will do it dozens of times over the next few months. It's not often humid, so as long as I'm not laboring outside I enjoy scorching temperatures. (Bows in the direction of the grave of the man who invented air conditioning.) 
Looks like the weather in New Orleans will top out at 28C/82F while I'm there this weekend. Perfect!
Ellie is extremely over worked. 
It was a bit too hot in London yesterday. Especially when one is lost looking for hidden bloody bus stops outside Waterloo and in a hurry to get somewhere.
Grr @ Hotness.
Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2009, 11:23 AM BSTThe light and the heat, mainly.
I like the light (unless it's making me squint) but don't like the heat. At all.
I went for a run last night with the hot weather, and it was hard work. I never thought I'd say it but I like running in cooler weather. I don't like the fact that I can't run past the river either without getting a mouthful of flies.
Quote: zooo @ April 22 2009, 1:52 PM BSTGrr @ Hotness.
Sounds like something Aaron would say to you.
Haha!
Ben just tried a hot sauce called 'You can't handle this hot sauce' and it burnt the hell out of his mouth. It's 225,000 scoville units hot.
For comparisons sake: Tobasco sauce is 600 scoville units and pepper spray is 5,000,000.
I feel a little odd now.
Quote: Ben @ April 22 2009, 2:11 PM BSTBen just tried a hot sauce called 'You can't handle this hot sauce' and it burnt the hell out of his mouth. It's 225,000 scoville units hot.
For comparisons sake: Tobasco sauce is 600 scoville units and pepper spray is 5,000,000.
I feel a little odd now.
I once drank a half pint of Tobasco for a bet. It was less painful than it was disgusting.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 22 2009, 1:53 PM BSTI went for a run last night with the hot weather, and it was hard work. I never thought I'd say it but I like running in cooler weather. I don't like the fact that I can't run past the river either without getting a mouthful of flies.
One of the great things about mouths is you can close them. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 22 2009, 2:56 PM BSTOne of the great things about mouths is you can close them.
Nah, mine's always open!
Quote: David Bussell @ April 22 2009, 2:19 PM BSTI once drank a half pint of Tobasco for a bet. It was less painful than it was disgusting.
David, is there anything you won't drink for a bet?
Piss, Tabasco... Ok, not that long a list, on reflection.
I'm a bit worried I sound like I'm about to make you an offer: "ok, six million potential lives, and lots of protein, for only 30 calories. Two pound fity ok?"
Is disgusted with his estate agent and wants him to suffer badly over the next month or so. 
Quote: EllieJP @ April 22 2009, 2:59 PM BSTNah, mine's always open!
Step this way, Ellie, and I'll find something to fill it... 
Knowing chipolata, probably a satsuma.
zooo has finally decided on a university.
Which means that it will now probably all fall through.
She is also going to have to go and find a satsuma now.
Curse you chip.