ALAN SUGAR IS DOING HIS WHOLE FINGER POINTING SHOUTING FIRING SHTICH WHILST NICK AND MARGARET SIT BEHIND HIM.
ALAN
You failed, you're a disgrace your more useless than one of my e-mail phones you're..
A STUDIO MANAGER WALKS ON
STUDIO
Sorry Alan Darling but your swearing it's a bit samey. Could you try maybe a bit ruder.
STUDIO WALKS OFF.
ALAN
You're a f**king disgrace you c**t.
STUDIO
Maybe more comical?
ALAN.
You want to work for me you c**ting f**k pig. It won't be Amstrad it'll be amscram and don't let the door amslam on your f**king arse.
STUDIO
Excelent but can we make Nick pinch his nose abit more and Margaret scowel a bit more?
2 STUDIO HANDS COME ON ONE STICKS A SILVER PLATTER OF COCAINE UNDER NICKS NOSE HE SNORTS IT UP ENTHUSIASTICALLY, THE OTHER PUTS A BOWL WITH SHIT UNDER MARGARETS NOSE.
STUDIO
Now go darlings go!
ALAN SNARLS AND POINTS HIS FINGER LIKE HE HAS JEDI DEATH POINTING POWERS, NICK PINCHES HIS NOSE AND MARGARET SCOWLS.
STUDIO
Reactions from the contestants.
WE SEE NOW THE CONTESTANTS ARE THE JUDGES FROM BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT.
SIMON
If I have to see one more Nookie Bear lookalike swearing and pointing. Where's that singing retard with the bushy eyebrows she was hot.
AMANDA
Now Simon I'm sure Alan tried very hard and we should....stitch these wankers.
SHE JUMPS OVER THE TABLE AND WRESTLES WITH MARGARET.
ALAN RIPS OPEN AN CAN OF SPINACH AND EATS IT ALA POPEYE
ALAN
I Am what I Am! Now let's Amslam these bumholes!
THE 2 SIDES FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER.
THE STUDIO EXEC WANDERS ON AND LAUGHS HEARTLESSLY AT THE CORPSES HE THEN PISSES ON ALAN
AND PULLS HIS EXEC MASK OFF IT'S JAMES HIS EYES EVEN BULGIER AND MORE EVIL THAN USUAL.
EXEC(JAMES)
I tasted success every morning now taste my piss. Want me to call you an AMbulance?
you filled the swear jar twice! 