Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2009, 8:26 PM BSTMaybe someone will find him on Google Street view, in one of 25 UK cities!
When did you start working for Google's ad department? 
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Quote: PhQnix @ April 16 2009, 8:29 PM BSTWhen did you start working for Google's ad department?
She doesn't work for Google's ad department.
She is Google.
!
I'm dating Google. 
We all read about two Google searches being the equivalent of boiling a kettle. Now you know why.
Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2009, 8:47 PM BSTWe all read about two Google searches being the equivalent of boiling a kettle. Now you know why.
I assume that this is a joke about how much tea Robyn drinks and not something ruuude like it normally is with Aaron.
Quote: PhQnix @ April 16 2009, 8:43 PM BSTI'm dating Google.
Do you ever press the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button? 
I was going to make a joke about that, but just didn't know how yet!
Just replied to a customer who complained that her turkey still had the legs on it. That's more turkey, or am I being daft? Some people really get me down.
*shakes fist @ ian_w*
Quote: PhQnix @ April 16 2009, 8:43 PM BSTI'm dating Google.
There was a joke about "GooOOOoOoOoogle" in there somewhere too. Damn.
Shiiiiiit.
So Tomlinson died from internal abdominal bleeding rather than a heart attack. Looks like the police did essentially murder him after all.