... Said Tim.
*edit* Shit, I've now turned it into a narrative 
The neverending sketch... Page 2
Quote: Morrace @ April 17 2009, 5:37 PM BSTHold on lads! I've just realised - this is posted in - wait for it - Critique - that is "Post your work for others to review, criticise, and provide feedback on."
So come on - rip it to bits! Take advantage of Craig H's fatal error!
Quote: Morrace @ April 17 2009, 6:05 PM BST
What a sad person Craig H is! He should be laughing, or at least smiling at other humourous threads instead of posting the threadbare topic, "The neverending sketch." It's a crying shame that we are publically seeing the mental instability of - namely - Craig H, Darren Pomroy, Morrace, (pretentious c**t), Fred Sunshine (shove him where the sun don't shine), sootyj (literary tramp/thug), Balf (my bestest friend in all the world ever). All these pathetic wannabees obviously need psychiatric help. Their mothers probably didn't (or don't) breast-feed them, or give them enough attention. This is clearly a 'cri de coeur'. It's plain to see that their utterly compulsive, crude attempts at comedy writing is the result of failed relationships or multi rejections of some kind. Absolutely pathetic.
Quote: Morrace @ April 17 2009, 6:05 PM BSTWhat a sad person Craig H is! He should be laughing, or at least smiling at other humourous threads instead of posting the threadbare topic, "The neverending sketch." It's a crying shame that we are publically seeing the mental instability of - namely - Craig H, Darren Pomroy, Morrace, (pretentious c**t), Fred Sunshine (shove him where the sun don't shine), sootyj (literary tramp/thug), Balf (my bestest friend in all the world ever). All these pathetic wannabees obviously need psychiatric help. Their mothers probably didn't (or don't) breast-feed them, or give them enough attention. This is clearly a 'cri de coeur'. It's plain to see that their utterly compulsive, crude attempts at comedy writing is the result of failed relationships or multi rejections of some kind. Absolutely pathetic.
Well, at least it was constructive.
Maybe start another thread like this? I like the idea of this, but perhaps just one liners so to avoid posting at the same time. It would also be handy to open a second window and refresh it just before you post to make sure nobody has posted before you 
Yes Craig, the running sketch is basically a good idea. Trouble is, there is no 'big picture' (I posted one at one point) one can quickly access. The other problem is, for want of a better word, 'spoilers' - quite a good little sketch could be coming along, e.g.
EXT. - A DINGHY, INDIAN OCEAN
3 MEN ARE SAT IN A DINGHY JUST OFF THE COAST OF SOMALIA. THERE IS A SHIP IN THE DISTANCE. ONE OF THE MEN (MARCUS) GRABS THE BINOCULARS.
MARCUS
Tim, Tim wake up, look over there!
MARCUS POINTS INTO THE DISTANCE TOWARDS THE SHIP. TIM WIPING HIS EYES LOOKS INTO THE DISTANCE.
SUDDENLY A MASSIVE SPACECRAFT APPEARS AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE THAT EVER EXISTED
.....sort of thing.
Your 'second window' idea is a good one. Maybe there should be a 'banker' who adds each bit to the sketch - this could be clicked on for reference to get the 'flow'. Better still, the contributors could add to that banked sketch, supervised by the banker.
It's up to you!
P.S. Don't post it in 'Critique'!!
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Quote: Morrace @ April 17 2009, 6:05 PM BSTWhat a sad person Craig H is! He should be laughing, or at least smiling at other humourous threads instead of posting the threadbare topic, "The neverending sketch." It's a crying shame that we are publically seeing the mental instability of - namely - Craig H, Darren Pomroy, Morrace, (pretentious c**t), Fred Sunshine (shove him where the sun don't shine), sootyj (literary tramp/thug), Balf (my bestest friend in all the world ever). All these pathetic wannabees obviously need psychiatric help. Their mothers probably didn't (or don't) breast-feed them, or give them enough attention. This is clearly a 'cri de coeur'. It's plain to see that their utterly compulsive, crude attempts at comedy writing is the result of failed relationships or multi rejections of some kind. Absolutely pathetic.
I didn't get a mention 
Quote: bigfella @ April 17 2009, 7:29 PM BSTI didn't get a mention
The reason you didn't get a mention, Bigfella, is that you did not contribute to this bucket of horseshit. Having said that; had you contributed; and knowing the amount of horseshit you contribute to this forum, we would have had to get a bigger f**kin' bucket!
That okay?
Now f**k off you self-centred, egotistical fat f**k!
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Quote: Morrace @ April 17 2009, 7:43 PM BSTThe reason you didn't get a mention, Bigfella, is that you did not contribute to this bucket of horseshit. Having said that; had you contributed; and knowing the amount of horseshit you contribute to this forum, we would have had to get a bigger f**kin' bucket!
That okay?
Now f**k off you self-centred, egotistical fat f**k!
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That's better 