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Bid-Up BSG - Aaron's 50,000th Post Page 3

Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2009, 3:37 PM BST

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How is it possible to have anal sex in anything other than its full sense? Me and my hair-thin penis and Bill Clinton being the obvious exceptions.

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Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2009, 3:37 PM BST

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How is it possible to have anal sex in anything other than its full sense? Me and my hair-thin penis and Bill Clinton being the obvious exceptions.

Balls deep leading to an internal cum shot...um, so I've read. Errr

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Balls deep...

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I'll bid £50'000 for zooo. That's what we're doing, right? Huh?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Balls deep leading to an internal cum shot...um, so I've read. Errr

Is there any other way that anal sex is anything other than how you describe it, is what I was asking. Whistling nnocently

It's like saying "Practically indestructible." You either are or you aren't, there's no practically or virtually about it. Same goes for anal sex, it's either penetrative or else... it's just rimming. You tease.

I feel I should add: so I've read :P

Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2009, 9:12 PM BST

I feel I should add: so I've read ... out in court, with my lawyer present.

Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2009, 9:12 PM BST

Is there any other way that anal sex is anything other than how you describe it, is what I was asking. Whistling nnocently

It's like saying "Practically indestructible." You either are or you aren't, there's no practically or virtually about it. Same goes for anal sex, it's either penetrative or else... it's just rimming. You tease.

I feel I should add: so I've read :P

A clumsy drunken attempt with a less then rigid member and a complaining girlfriend who only let's you do it for a minute and then starts saying 'it hurts, it hurts' before slightly pooing the bed...obviously, never happened to me, but to friends of mine...or so I've read. Rolling eyes

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2009, 10:11 PM BST

obviously, never happened to me, but to friends of mine...or so I've read. Rolling eyes

We must have the same friends, Renegade. Coz I... Er... they've told me exactly the same thing.
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I'll bid that in his 50,000th post, Aaron will say something racist.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2009, 11:54 PM BST

I'd like a photo of Aaron having full anal sex (not photoshopped) with Badge.

Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2009, 3:37 PM BST

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How is it possible to have anal sex in anything other than its full sense? Me and my hair-thin penis and Bill Clinton being the obvious exceptions.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Balls deep leading to an internal cum shot...um, so I've read. Errr

Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2009, 9:12 PM BST

Is there any other way that anal sex is anything other than how you describe it, is what I was asking. Whistling nnocently

It's like saying "Practically indestructible." You either are or you aren't, there's no practically or virtually about it. Same goes for anal sex, it's either penetrative or else... it's just rimming. You tease.

I feel I should add: so I've read :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2009, 10:11 PM BST

A clumsy drunken attempt with a less then rigid member and a complaining girlfriend who only let's you do it for a minute and then starts saying 'it hurts, it hurts' before slightly pooing the bed...obviously, never happened to me, but to friends of mine...or so I've read. Rolling eyes

I've never 'read' - I have now!

Oooh, look at his post-count! He's teasing now!

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So what was the subject of the milestone 50,000th post? Does it require anyone to make good on a charitable donation pledge?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1961/1874

Doesn't look like Freema Agyeman. Who's the artist?

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