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Sorry, but we're just getting one side of this story. I refuse to convict this guy on the say-so of the friend of the girl involved.

Quote: chipolata @ April 17 2009, 3:13 PM BST

Sorry, but we're just getting one side of this story. I refuse to convict this guy on the say-so of the friend of the girl involved.

Yeah, women are f**king hard work.

Quote: chipolata @ April 17 2009, 3:09 PM BST

Strangely, they're the easiest ones to mistreat. There's something about them that seems to ask for it.

She's extremely hot too, so it's the perfect crime.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2009, 3:15 PM BST

She's extremely hot too, so it's the perfect crime.

I never trust what one women says about another's looks either.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2009, 3:15 PM BST

She's extremely hot too, so it's the perfect crime.

But sometimes if people are too nice it's really, really annoying.

Like Danielle in EastEnders?

Quote: Seefacts @ April 17 2009, 3:15 PM BST

I never trust what one women says about another's looks either.

I agree. And Ellie's relatively hot, so the natural order of things is that her friends a bit of a moose.

Quote: zooo @ April 17 2009, 3:16 PM BST

Like Danielle in EastEnders?

Precisely.

Quote: chipolata @ April 17 2009, 3:17 PM BST

I agree. And Ellie's relatively hot, so the natural order of things is that her friends a bit of a moose.

I wish! In this friendship, I am most definitely "the ugly friend".

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2009, 3:08 PM BST

Okay, well not really. You guys don't count anyway.

Well no, we don't, because we don't know him or her or her. But the implication was that you'd tell your other friends, who do know him. But if you're not going to ... then good. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ April 17 2009, 3:23 PM BST

That's just what an attractive person would say.

Ellie is so attractive, I had a little cry on the train home from the meet.

Ha - it's my glowing personality. But thanks Seefacts... you're a fox!

Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Well no, we don't, because we don't know him or her or her. But the implication was that you'd tell your other friends, who do know him. But if you're not going to ... then good. :)

It doesn't matter if she tells them. It'll just look like sour grapes and point scoring anyway.

Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Well no, we don't, because we don't know him or her or her. But the implication was that you'd tell your other friends, who do know him. But if you're not going to ... then good. :)

My other friends don't know him, and I don't know his friends.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2009, 3:25 PM BST

Ha - it's my glowing personality. But thanks Seefacts... you're a fox!

Just to let everyone know, by 'fox' she means 'ropey looking short-arse who looks like TinTin's smugger, scruffier brother'.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2009, 3:22 PM BST

I wish! In this friendship, I am most definitely "the ugly friend".

I can believe that. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2009, 3:30 PM BST

I can believe that. ;)

I need to make friends with more ugly people!

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