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Hello from Frankie xxx Page 4

We are all quite similiar The Rage, if not inter-bred.

We are all White and Middle Class.
We all have children called Jack and Chloe.
We all read the Daily Mail

and all of us have a deep suspicion of all " foriegners ", especially Eastern Europeans

"WHO TAKE ALL OUR JOBS,DON'T PAY ANY RATES AND GET BENEFITS TOTALLY UPWARDS OF £20,000 PER MONTH PER PERSON, [WHICH THEY SPEND ON HOLIDAYS ABROAD.LOOSE WOMEN AND WILD NIGHTS OUT IN PRATT'S BOTTOM] ".

We are all like this in Suburbia.

My real name is Nigel and so is my wife's.

Is your son not in fact Jack Mohammed Kent?

Your wife wearing a burqa on a Sunday to Tesco was a bit of a giveaway Pete...

Methinks thou doth protest too much...

;)

FRANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Run up to Frank, leaps in air, and hugs him***

Bit delayed but still.... :P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 4, 2007, 3:20 PM

FRANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Run up to Frank, leaps in air, and hugs him***

Bit delayed but still.... :P

Thanks Rube... !!! Lovey

***SlagA runs and jumps into the air but Kent Pete, Ruby, and Frankie have all wandered off to talk more interesting things***

***SlagA lands on the tarmac with a loud wet slap. Nobody hears.***

The problem with the internet is there's no wall for me to cling to and try to look musefully into the near-distance.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SLAGGY A!

***HUG***

Ooops. Sorry about your rib there.....

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