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Bid-Up BSG - Aaron's 50,000th Post

Quick!

Here's an idea - for charideeeeee!

Our glorious (insert word) Aaron is fast approaching a milestone of milestone posts. How about we, the people, decide what his milestone post should be? And make a bid for it, eBay style? Highest bidder, Aaron has to post it! And the winning bid goes to a charity of Aaron's choice!

Come on, it's like Comic Relief, but on the BSG forum!

My opening bid:

A picture of Aaron kissing Freema Agyeman in her guise as Dr Who's Martha Jones. Underneath, Aaron says "I love her really!"

I'll bid £5 for a photoshopped version, or £100 for the real thing.

(with apologies to zooo)

I'd like a photo of Aaron having full anal sex (not photoshopped) with Badge.

I'm not bidding anything, just wishing out loud.

Eye'll bide a tenor hat Aron rights a seprat poast adminishing meye pish pour speling miztakes in dis repleye.

Quote: Mick Green @ April 17 2009, 12:11 AM BST

Eye'll bide a tenor hat Aron rights a seprat poast adminishing meye pish pour speling miztakes in dis repleye.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Yeah, come on 'Allan', fix his spelling.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2009, 11:54 PM BST

I'd like a photo of Aaron having full anal sex (not photoshopped) with Badge.

I'm not bidding anything, just wishing out loud.

I will bid. £6.50. To go to a centre for mistreated puppies. Only a meanie with a heart of stone could possibly back out.

I don't like puppies.

Yeah, fair's fair. Aaron chooses the charity (I'd advise one that sorts out sexually transmitted anal infection if Huge Bear's is the winning bid)

Any verifiable infections get transferred and I'll raise to a tenner

It's fair to say this thread has taken an unforeseen turn.

Quote: Huge Bear @ April 17 2009, 12:55 AM BST

Any verifiable infections get transferred and I'll raise to a tenner

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

There are only three possibilities for Aaron's 50,000th post. It'll either be a grammatical correction precedded by an asterix or a...

' Laughing out loud '

...which is a darn cheap way to a high post count if you ask me. The last option is a variation of...

"Yes, I have the season four 12DVD box set with tea boy's commentary which I'll get round to watching one day."

I worked out a while back that he averaged a post every 35 minutes since the site launched 3 years ago. Yikes!

Quote: Tuumble @ April 17 2009, 1:42 AM BST

There are only three possibilities for Aaron's 50,000th post. It'll either be a grammatical correction precedded by an asterix or a...

' Laughing out loud '

...which is a darn cheap way to a high post count if you ask me. The last option is a variation of...

"Yes, I have the season four 12DVD box set with tea boy's commentary which I'll get round to watching one day."

I worked out a while back that he averaged a post every 35 minutes since the site launched 3 years ago. Yikes!

Aw poor Aaron.

We do give him a lot of stick and to be fair, he takes it all with good humour. It can't be easy being an 'idiot wrangler' on this forum.

Having said that, we should put together a betting pool on which Emoticon Aaron uses to make his 50k post.

Evens :) and Laughing out loud
2/1 - :P and :D
3/1 - :O and Angry
5/1 - Whistling nnocently and :S
100 / 1 - England / Scotland / Wales
500/1 - Pirate

So which Emoticon will Aaron Geek choose?

Quote: Tuumble @ April 17 2009, 1:42 AM BST

There are only three possibilities for Aaron's 50,000th post. It'll either be a grammatical correction precedded by an asterix or a...

Surely he won't fall for that, although he could have got you on the placement of 'either'.

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Quote: Tuumble @ April 17 2009, 1:42 AM BST

"Yes, I have the season four 12DVD box set with tea boy's commentary which I'll get round to watching one day."

I didn't think he was a big fan of DVD 'special features' or commentaries.

I bet he'll use it to declare his love for Zooo... again! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2009, 9:37 AM BST

I bet he'll use it to declare his love for Zooo... again! :)

Wait up now, those two are an item?! Well they certainly kept that one quiet.

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