After watching Punt...or was it Dennis? on 'I've Never Seen Star Wars'lastnight eat Blackbird, Otter and Badger if anyone wanted to confess anything?
Last week I ate a Twinkie from a box I had bought in the USA in 2007 and it was just dandy. Praise-be for additives.
I'm way too scared to.
I always think I'll die or something. 
Especially if it has any dairy products in it. Ceeeertainly not meat.
Quote: The Rook @ April 16 2009, 11:15 PM BSTLast week I ate a Twinkie from a box
These youngsters and their sordid practices!
I ate a frozen fast food item the other day that turned out to be 2 years old. I haven't dropped dead yet.
Yeah but you go hunting and eat wild animals and live in the desert and that.
I'm a namby pamby mummy's girl.
A bad yogurt could finish me off.
Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 11:27 PM BSTYeah but you go hunting and eat wild animals and live in the desert and that.
I don't hunt, but I actually stayed home today because I was doing a lot of this: 
I think it was the nasty pastie I ate last night.
You do hunt!
You hunt lizards and snakes with your mower!
(Sorry, I forgot you shoot tin cans not animals.)
Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 11:32 PM BSTYou do hunt!
You hunt lizards and snakes with your mower!
I've been bitten by plenty of lizards and snakes, so maybe it's just karma.
Doner Kebab when drunk. It's like Russian Roulette with strips of lamb.
The Bionic Burger
Week-old freshly grated carrot juice. It's a pity you can't post smells on a forum.
I caught Tescos selling out-of-date "finest roast beef" at 30p a packet when it should'been £4.00. I bought ten quid's worth. That was two weeks ago and I'm still munching my way through it. This afternoon I chopped it up and put it an omelette. Obviously I scraped the shiny green bits off.
Still alive though! Although I may have killed a sparrow with one of my farts earlier today.
I think the longest I've eaten pizza after purchase with out fridging it was 2 days. I also sometimes avail my self of those weird cheap shops that sell big brands with the dates crossed off.
No use by date? That'll last for ever!
I'm afraid I'm one step up from shovelling up dead pigeons in the street if they look fresh.
Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 11:17 PM BSTI'm way too scared to.
I always think I'll die or something.
Especially if it has any dairy products in it. Ceeeertainly not meat.
I'm the same but sometimes I live dangerously and eat a microwave meal without leaving it to 'rest' for the full 1 or 2 minutes stated. Then I worry about what the consequences might be - are there microwaves zapping around inside me like Star Wars or something? 
My ex didn't care - sometimes he wouldn't even stir half way through the cooking time - I couldn't live with that kind of recklessness.
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I once ate some out of date cake, the double whammy being that it was sugared with ant poison. Thanks granddad!