I do like it when zooo agrees with me.
Jupitus On Torture Porn Page 8
Must be the day for it.
Don't touch me.
Nope. That's Fridays.
I'm sorry, zooo, but Aaron just sent me a PM saying that if I don't stop flirting outrageously with you that he'll give me a punch up the bracket. So, bye for now!
Ooh the next meetup will be fun.
Why don't I start flirting with Aaron just to make for a proper punch up?
So, after reading 8 pages of indignation and outrage, let me get this straight -
Horror films are bad Except for the ones I like 
Pornography is bad Except for the ones I like
Bad films make bad people do bad things Except when they don't
Every young person on the streets of Britain is a murdering rapist Except they're not
Ponder away at these conundrums my fine feathered friends -
Hostel is better or worse than Pretty Woman when it comes to teaching our young people about morals?
Scenes of fake torture are unacceptable but scenes of real people, being forced into situations of extreme psychological torture on reality shows are okay?
Having sex with Phil Jupitus is torture porn - discuss.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 11:16 AM BSTI mean look at the news for the last week we've had endless footage of a policeman beating some one to death.
Really, sootyj?
Where was this?
See, working relatively unusual hours I miss all the fun!
Or was this a scene from a "Torture Porn" film and you've confused real life with fiction?
Be as ironic as you like Mr Carpark but don't mess with Pretty Woman.
Pretty Woman is not only a brilliant 1980s romantic movie.
It's also a redemptive parallel with strong Shakesperean themes and has a sly comparison between the job of the banker and the prostitute.
Quote: garyd @ April 16 2009, 7:24 PM BSTReally, sootyj?
Where was this?
See, working relatively unusual hours I miss all the fun!Or was this a scene from a "Torture Porn" film and you've confused real life with fiction?
The guy who died of a heart ache in the G20 riots. Lots of footage of police striking him violently and then him collapsing after which he died.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2009, 7:06 PM BSTSo, after reading 8 pages of indignation and outrage, let me get this straight -
Horror films are bad
Pornography is bad
Bad films make bad people do bad things
Every young person on the streets of Britain is a murdering rapist
Ponder away at these conundrums my fine feathered friends -
Hostel is better or worse then Pretty Woman when it comes to teaching our young people about morals?
Scenes of fake torture are unacceptable but scenes of real people, being forced into situations of extreme psychological torture on reality shows are okay?
Having sex with Phil Jupitus is torture porn - discuss.
I would like to endorse this post.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 7:25 PM BSTThe guy who died of a heart ache
Aw!
Arse! I have evil dick licksia which makes me accidental type dingalings which make me look gay or stupid or both.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 7:38 PM BSTArse! I have evil dick licksia which makes me accidental type dingalings which make me look gay or stupid or both.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 7:25 PM BSTThe guy who died of a heart ache in the G20 riots. Lots of footage of police striking him violently and then him collapsing after which he died.
And we're worried what films our kids are watching whilst true life events are totally twisted to suit our own gains!
Ah, politics.
Now there's a horror genre!
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 7:25 PM BSTPretty Woman is not only a brilliant 1980s romantic movie.
1990. So not quite.