Quote: Kenneth @ April 16 2009, 3:39 PM BSTNot quite Cape Fear. Did you call the cops? Did the brick-thrower end up in court?
No, he gave me my brick back.
Does anyone fancy writing a joint sketch on here? Page 13
[quote name="don rushmore" post="400183" date="April 16 2009, 3:23 PM BST "Yeah, I quite enjoyed that, Sooty." regardless of whether the reader actually enjoyed it or not.
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Don this proves one thing for definite, you ain't read much of critique.
I've posted about a 1000 sketches and comments range from; none (the most common), didn't like it, didn't understand it, that's offensive and so are you and finally liked it(not that many).
Not actually all that many of those.
Sorry about the brick that's never acceptable and I've been more trolled than the Billy Goats Gruff.
But come one as yourself or some one else, but c'mon don't be coy.
The I am a mysterious person who knows more than you and there for win every argument is kinda straight out of the playground.
Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2009, 2:37 PM BSTI reckon Don is Spartacus and I claim my five pounds. And Dolly was bang on Don, which if you are in TV makes it all the more worrying.
Well I'm fartacus and the winds of change are coming!
I am of course also still Alan Sugar.
"The I am a mysterious person who knows more than you and there for win every argument is kinda straight out of the playground"
I'd like to second that ^.
Like I said before Don, I don't want to make enemies on an internet forum, quite the opposite. I just think your high and mighty attitude stinks and my one liner calling you a twat, jeez, you aint half hung on to that like something your granny gave you. Referring to me patronisingly as "young" Craig as well and saying YOU feel embarassed for ME? You talk about tough love and have been nothing but harsh yet I call you a twat and suddenly the Maldives is on red alert.
All the best,
Jim Carrey
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 16 2009, 3:29 PM BSTAnyway, what's wrong with being nice to people, even if it makes them think they write better material than they do?
A fine attitude to have in the amateur world, Dolly - but if you have that mentality as a professional, you will get eaten alive.
You were so crap in Liar Liar and frankly Mask was massively inferior to the comic.
Any one else pretending to be a famous writer/performer with an actually quite poor track record?
Sootyj (aka Bett Middler Mrs aka Alan Sugar Mizz)
Seriously, was the brick-thrower prosecuted?
Quote: Kenneth @ April 16 2009, 4:11 PM BSTSeriously, was the brick-thrower prosecuted?
No.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 4:02 PM BSTYou were so crap in Liar Liar and frankly Mask was massively inferior to the comic.
Any one else pretending to be a famous writer/performer with an actually quite poor track record?
Sootyj (aka Bett Middler Mrs aka Alan Sugar Mizz)
lol, you really are non-stop sooty!
...and a comic book nerd by the sounds of it 
Seems Don is ignoring me now. Awe, bliss him.
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2009, 5:27 PM BSTMore a change to my ususal style, half a page with out a gag is unusual for me.
Quote: don rushmore @ April 13 2009, 5:34 PM BSTYeah, it's normally a full page without a gag.
Please don't go, Don. I'm sure Sootyj agrees with me!
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Hey you rotter you missed out my hilarious response!
Anyone fancy writing a joint sketch meanwhile?
Not me obviously. But anyone else?
Absolutley!
Can we have yorkshire puddings with it.
Arf arf!
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 4:20 PM BSTHey you rotter you missed out my hilarious response!
I think we all did.
Aha the royal we!
Gave yourself away there, you fell into a patented Sootyj gag trap.
You are Queen Elizabeth and I claim my fiver and a knighthood.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2009, 4:23 PM BSTAbsolutley!
No a new sketch!
Little John is looking even moodier. 'This I do not like.'