Who has the most bizzare job? Page 3

Could a fridge protect you from a nuclear bomb? Like it did Indiana Jones?

I test on animals

Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2009, 11:45 AM BST

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Yum. If I ever buy a fridge, I'm having that.

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 2:39 PM BST

Yum. If I ever buy a fridge, I'm having that.

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I wouldn't have thought you'd go for that Zooo!

It's a bit Katie Price.

Oi!

I don't want to keep my spare tits in there.

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 2:55 PM BST

Oi!

I don't want to keep my spare tits in there.

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You have spare tits? Aaron's so lucky. Are they in different sizes?

No.

Different colours.

Quote: hey_nonny @ April 14 2009, 6:20 PM BST

Sorry about going off topic but talking about my bizarre job reminded me of an apparently true story I heard. With a great punchline.
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There are some conversations that the airline passengers don't hear.
The following is an account of an actual exchange between airline pilots
and Frankfurt control tower.

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following
exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747,call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience):

"Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- and I didn't land."

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Fabulous.

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 3:36 PM BST

Different colours.

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Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 2:39 PM BST

Yum. If I ever buy a fridge, I'm having that.

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I thought you had a fridge.

I meant to write 'another' fridge, I think.

Ah. Makes more sense.