Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 2:23 PM BSTWould you rather drink sperm or breast milk?
Sperm, every time.
Have you ever... Page 3
Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 2:28 PM BSTSperm, every time.
It's Aarons sperm. A gallons worth, which has been sat in a large bucket next to a radiator for three weeks.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 16 2009, 2:29 PM BSTIt's Aarons sperm. A gallons worth, which has been sat in a large bucket next to a radiator for three weeks.
I'm soooooo glad I started this thread. What started as a simple, understandable query has turned into a spunkfest! Typical!
Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 2:28 PM BSTSperm, every time.
I can't wait to have kids. I just hope my wife will understand when it comes to feeding the children. 
Your avatar actually looks a bit like she's holding a baby in a blanket and breastfeeding.
Very topical for the thread. Well done.
Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 1:23 PM BSTWhat is the etiquette of drinking piss? Do you chug it down straight away while it's still piping hot, or pop it in the fridge to chill it?
I like to freeze mine and then have it on a nice warm summer's day
Quote: Tom G @ April 16 2009, 2:35 PM BSTI like to freeze mine and then have it on a nice warm summer's day
Thank you Tom, for getting back to the more sensible subject of drinking your own piddle.
I think we're all missing a larger question here; has anyone ever been tempted to eat their own poo? Perhaps on a cracker?
No. No and no.
Quote: zooo @ April 16 2009, 2:34 PM BSTYour avatar actually looks a bit like she's holding a baby in a blanket and breastfeeding.
Very topical for the thread. Well done.
If it wasn't for you and your dictarial ways she wouldn't need the blanket at all! 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 16 2009, 2:39 PM BSTI think we're all missing a larger question here; has anyone ever been tempted to eat their own poo? Perhaps on a cracker?
You've taken things too far Stotty and ruined a nice innocent thread about piss and spunk drinking. 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 16 2009, 2:39 PM BSTNo. No and no.
Is that a yes?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 16 2009, 2:41 PM BSTIs that a yes?
Yes. I mean, no.
Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 2:41 PM BSTIf it wasn't for you and your dictarial ways she wouldn't need the blanket at all!
Aw. You and your nipple fixation.
Were you breastfed?...
Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 1:23 PM BSTWhat is the etiquette of drinking piss? Do you chug it down straight away while it's still piping hot, or pop it in the fridge to chill it?
First, I know a doctor in Indonesia who swears by the medical benefits of drinking and bathing in one's own urine. Note, must not be another person's urine. I have no qualms admitting that I've tried the cure of pissing on my toes as a remedy for tropical tinea. I don't think it worked. Talcum powder and vaseline worked.
Second, when I lived on a kibbutz in Israel with the usual youthful dregs of Western society (mostly Scottish, Scandinavian, Dutch and a Lancastrian), I witnessed two people drinking urine. An overbearing, overweight and parsimonious American Jew (from Alabammy), cruelly nicknamed Forrest Plump, saw the three Scottish lads doing beer bongs one evening and was eager to give it a try. "Say, you guys, I wanna turn, gimmie that funnel," he demanded. The Scots informed him he was unwelcome if he could not provide his own beers. But Forrest was persistent. Eventually the Scots lads took two empty beer bottles, urinated into them, resealed them as best as possible and put them into the fridge. A couple of hours later when Forrest yet again demanded a beer bong, the Scots relented and poured two bottles of urine into the large funnel and the attached tube. Forrest gave a good exhibition of his drinking prowess, swigging it all in under 20 seconds. Upon finishing, he noticed the rest of us rolling around on the ground, crying with laughter, and asked us: "Say, why're you guys laffin'? You tricked me, didn't you? Those beers were watered down." No one had the heart to tell him what he'd just drunk. Tsk, those terrible Scots.
A Dutchman, who witnessed this horrible 'urine in the beer bottle trick', was mightily impressed and decided to use the same trick. Every time there was a disco (drinking party with music) at the kibbutz's bomb-shelter, an Israeli soldier named Zohar would get drunk and then help himself to the Dutch guy's supply of beers. The Dutchman filled two bottles with his own piss and refrigerated them; and sure enough the drunk soldier purloined them and drank them, creating much mirth for those of us watching him, especially when he tried to kiss a girl, with a powerful hint of urine upon his breath.