Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 15 2009, 10:37 AM BSTI was going to say this, but was a little apprehensive to, especially when I thought back to my careers consultation thing with my headmaster. He asked me what my parents wanted me to be in life, and when I said "They don't mind, so long as I'm happy", he looked at me like my family had serious issues!
Ha!
(They do, but not for that reason. 
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 15 2009, 10:37 AM BSTI was going to say this, but was a little apprehensive to, especially when I thought back to my careers consultation thing with my headmaster. He asked me what my parents wanted me to be in life, and when I said "They don't mind, so long as I'm happy", he looked at me like my family had serious issues!
So?
Quote: Aaron @ April 15 2009, 3:33 PM BSTHa!
(They do, but not for that reason.
The reason being because they managed to 'pool their resources' and create something as odd as me?
To be able to live my perfect day, every day. Or just once would be nice.
Oh Mariah Carey, where art thou?
Or don't.
Quote: hey_nonny @ April 15 2009, 12:03 PM BSTNot having to drive the porcelain bus after a night out.
Still hoping to achieve this one day.
Careful, the day you achieve that is the day you become an alcoholic.
Obviously, there can be only one definition of success -
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Failing that, then as Davey Bussell pointed out, being paid to do what you love combined with respect from your peers and the lustful attention of beautiful women would be ideal.
If I can't get the above, then I'm prepared to live in perpetual misery with a massive Euro Millions win.
There are three levels of success.
Level 1: Having sex with Nicole Kidman
I forget the other two.
In which case, can Tom Cruise truly be considered a success?
Quote: Badge @ April 16 2009, 1:08 AM BSTIn which case, can Tom Cruise truly be considered a success?
No he's too short be a success. You have to be at least 5ft 10 to be successful. No short people have ever been successful. Trufax.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 15 2009, 7:53 PM BSTThe reason being because they managed to 'pool their resources' and create something as odd as me?
Ha! Well it's not the reason I was going for, but sure, it'll do.
(Tee hee. Pool.)
Quote: jacparov @ April 15 2009, 10:21 PM BSTOh Mariah Carey, where art thou?
Frolicking with geeks, if that recent video was anything to go by.
Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2009, 1:02 AM BSTThere are three levels of success.
Level 1: Having sex with Nicole Kidman
I forget the other two.
2. Doing her up the bum bum.
Success: When two hot babes smile at you across a room, then beckon you over while they begin to touch each other.
Actually, that might be the definition of Day Dream.
Def.
Quote: Deferenz @ April 16 2009, 3:46 PM BSTSuccess: When two hot babes smile at you across a room, then beckon you over while they begin to touch each other.
I think two women would be quite hard work. Satisfying them both would be a mark of success.
Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 4:15 PM BSTI think two women would be quite hard work. Satisfying them both would be a mark of success.
Doesn't sound too difficult.