With Stewart Lee back on our boxes, it got me thinking about a sketch he and Richard Herring used to do called 'Lazy Comedy Slags' in which they would pick apart the unimaginative gags a lot of stand ups had been using over and over again.
With this in mind, I would like to nominate some comedians, who are in essence, 'Lazy Comedy Slags'.
My first nomination is Paul Merton -
He's been doing the exact same schtick on HIGNFY since dinosaurs roamed the Earth and namely the Missing Words round.
Host: The Tories want to put a BLANK on the BLANK.
Paul Merton: Is it frog? Do they want to put a frog...on the moon? Yes, the Tories want to put a frog on the moon. It will ease traffic congestion on the M25 apparently. Is it not a frog on the moon? I definitely heard that David Cameron wants to put a frog on the moon.
(audience goes crazy ape shit bonkers with laughter, I contemplate buying a sniper rifle)
My next nomination is Justin Lee Collins -
Aside from looking like a paedophillic archery teacher, his only comedy skill is to talk in a very loud and excitable manner.
JLC: Phwoar! It must be great being in Girls Aloud. Come on, high five! Come on ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Girls Aloud...they are rockin'! Speaking of rockin', Alan and I were rockin' in the bed last night, weren't we Alan?
Alan Carr: Oh f**k off.
My final nomination (and it's a controversial one) is Michael McIntyre -
Plum voiced, oriental faced, overweight Chesire cat, relies strictly on his delivery to gain laughs (much in the same way as Lee Evans and Joe Pasquale) to cover his piss poor material. Failing miserably to borrow every nuance from Basil Faulty, all we're left with is a funny looking bloke squeeling in a high pitched posh tone.
MM: My wife asked me to do the washing up yesterday...The washing up I said?!...I can't do the washing up I replied!...Why is it even called washing up ladies and gentlemen?...I'm taller then a sink...I wash down...not up!
(audience explodes into fits of laughter, I give Al Qaeda McIntyre's address)
Perhaps my criticism is overly harsh or you totally agree with me. Either way, display your approval, nominate other Lazy Comedy Slags or more likely, vent your disdain and slag me off for being too thick to 'get it'.