British Comedy Guide

Phil Spector song

Another in the News Revue style - what do you reckon? Light on laughs?

(TO THE TUNE OF DA DOO RON RON)

They locked him up on Monday guilty of his crime
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
Phil Spector killed a woman, now he's doing time
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
You've never heard of her
But Spector murdered her
Now, he's not so fine
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong

He picked her up and took her home to have some fun
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
She lost that loving feeling when he fired the gun
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
He gave us the wall of sound
Now prison walls surround
And he won't be unchained
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong

She couldn't be his baby cos he shot her dead
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
But it's not the first time crazy Phil has lost his head
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
He was guilty back in 70
When he murdered "Let it Be"
Don't blame George or Ringo, Paul or John
Phil got it wrong wrong
He got it wrong

To know him is to love him is a pack of lies
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
If f**kin' Spector calls there's one thing I advise
He did do wrong wrong
He did do wrong
Don't get Spector pissed
He's a f**king mentalist
And when he waves his gun
Just run run run run
Just run run run

END

Good one. Again. Getting a nice repertoire going, Badge.

Cheers Rob. I'm going to keep on battering those News Revue walls until they cave in.

Excellent. The story was crying out for this type of parody song. Let's hope Newsrevue see sense.

I'm actually now not writing the one I started, blast you Badge and your prodigious talent.

Thanks all, but can this really be true:

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2009, 10:03 AM BST

I'm actually now not writing the one I started

Please say no! I can't have halted the unrelenting march of Sooty?

:D That is *awesome* Badge! Well done!

Very nice!

Quote: Badge @ April 15 2009, 6:21 PM BST

Thanks all, but can this really be true:

Please say no! I can't have halted the unrelenting march of Sooty?

Doesn't take much these days, these days it's more of a French cavalry charge.

I liked this bit very much:

Don't get Spector pissed
He's a f**king mentalist

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