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"I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy"

Quote: dannyjb1 @ April 14 2009, 5:43 PM BST

"I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy"

Are you related to Hugo Horton?

No, but his dad's worth about £5 million, so I wouldn't mind being.

Define success - How much of the world you own. Anything below 100% makes you a failure.

:D

Success is getting up in the morning without a care in the world, no debt, nobody to tell you what you to do, lots of booze to drink and having a great social life with like-minded friends.

So basically, it's being a tramp.

Happiness.

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If you can afford to freeze your head when you die, you are success.

Quote: Curt @ April 15 2009, 1:08 AM BST

If you can afford to freeze your head when you die, you are success.

1) Mickey Mouse isn't real.
2) You can't freeze your head when you die because you're dead.
3) If you froze your head before you die - you would die.

Quote: Morrace @ April 15 2009, 2:40 AM BST

1) Mickey Mouse isn't real.
2) You can't freeze your head when you die because you're dead.
3) If you froze your head before you die - you would die.

I don't see your point.

Quote: sardines @ April 15 2009, 1:03 AM BST

Happiness.

I was going to say this, but was a little apprehensive to, especially when I thought back to my careers consultation thing with my headmaster. He asked me what my parents wanted me to be in life, and when I said "They don't mind, so long as I'm happy", he looked at me like my family had serious issues!

Getting paid to do what you do.

Not having to drive the porcelain bus after a night out.
Still hoping to achieve this one day.

Quote: hey_nonny @ April 15 2009, 12:03 PM BST

Not having to drive the porcelain bus after a night out.
Still hoping to achieve this one day.

porcelain bus - two words that have never appeared next to each other before...which is a shame.

Define success... it would depend on what part of life it applies to.

If it was success in love, some may say finding the right person to settle down with and have a family.

If it was success in work, some may say it's getting paid for something you love doing.

And so on...

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