Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 14 2009, 10:25 PM BSTHoney Lingus
That's believable. 
Help - Female Porn Star Name Needed Page 2
Anyone notice the number of 'legitimate' actresses in that list? Suranne Jones - I always suspected.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 14 2009, 10:25 PM BSTI'll give this a go -
Pinky McNips
Julia Juggs
Honey Lingus
Penelope Pissflaps
Brenda Bukkake
Camilla Creampie
'And it had a trombone - a link to 'jazz' comedy - wow, what a deep metaphor.'
Yeah I see your point now.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 14 2009, 10:08 PM BSTI was always going to change my name to Cherry Tart
That made me LOL.
Being the sophisticated raconteur that I am, I used to delight both friends and aquaintances by dining in Pizza Express, where they had a dessert called Pear Tart.
At the end of the meal, when the waitress would ask if we would like dessert, I would always say 'Do you have a nice Pear Tart?'
But as the waitress was normally Eastern European and didn't understand the comic art of double entendres, she would just reply 'Yes, it is good, how many do you want?' 
Connie Lingus
Talula Goodlay
Lex Akimbo
Quote: Marc P @ April 14 2009, 10:32 PM BST'And it had a trombone - a link to 'jazz' comedy - wow, what a deep metaphor.'
Yeah I see your point now.
Blimey Marc P, are you chasing me from forum to forum quoting previous posts like an insane comedy Terminator?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 14 2009, 10:36 PM BSTBlimey Marc P, are you chasing me from forum to forum quoting previous posts like an insane comedy Terminator?
Yeah.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 14 2009, 10:33 PM BSTThat made me LOL.
Being the sophisticated raconteur that I am, I used to delight both friends and aquaintances by dining in Pizza Express, where they had a dessert called Pear Tart.
At the end of the meal, when the waitress would ask if we would like dessert, I would always say 'Do you have a nice Pear Tart?'
But as the waitress was normally Eastern European and didn't understand the comic art of double entendres, she would just reply 'Yes, it is good, how many do you want?'
I have made myself laugh doing a similar joke on my dad with the words 'gusts' and 'guffs' (he's not English). He said the weather report mentioned 75 mph gusts. I repeat it back to him as '75 mph guffs' and he agrees. Very childish.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 14 2009, 10:42 PM BSTI have made myself laugh doing a similar joke on my dad with the words 'gusts' and 'guffs' (he's not English). He said the weather report mentioned 75 mph gusts. I repeat it back to him as '75 mph guffs' and he agrees. Very childish.
This could be a thread on it's own - parents say the most embarrassing things.
My Mum describes someone with lots of spirit as either being 'full of spunk' or 'full of jizz'. We also took her to a Mexican restaurant and she asked for 'Fangitas'.
Unfortunately, I couldn't use that as evidence to get her committed.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 14 2009, 10:47 PM BSTWe also took her to a Mexican restaurant and she asked for 'Fangitas'.
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Jenny Taylia
Jessica Jizz-pocket?
Or just Jizzica.
Penny Tration - Star of Ben Hurt
Fanny Haddock - Star of A.I Artificial Insemination
Jackie Late - Star of The Shawshag Convention
Syrup - Star of Big Banana
Beverly Rachel Anderson AKA Bra - Star of Hard Medical
As I've only scanned through this quickly, your porn star name is the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name...H'apparently!
Mine would be Tiger Powell.
Cool or what!