Only if the complaint warrants it.
Who has the most bizzare job? Page 2
Damn! 
Quote: Balf @ April 14 2009, 6:09 PM BSTOnly if the complaint warrants it.
How much? What was your biggest payout?
Sorry about going off topic but talking about my bizarre job reminded me of an apparently true story I heard. With a great punchline.
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There are some conversations that the airline passengers don't hear.
The following is an account of an actual exchange between airline pilots
and Frankfurt control tower.
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following
exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747,call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience):
"Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- and I didn't land."
Haha!
I hope that is real.
This week I've been mostly thinking up funny slogans to go on fridge magnets.
How about 'this is cool, man' with a little penguin in sunglasses?
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 14 2009, 6:27 PM BSTThis week I've been mostly thinking up funny slogans to go on fridge magnets.
"I got your ice lolly for you to suck righhht here."
Quote: zooo @ April 14 2009, 6:13 PM BSTHow much? What was your biggest payout?
About £40. And it was Christmas, too.
Quote: DaButt @ April 14 2009, 1:40 PM BSTI track spacecraft.
Any jobs going? I'm f**king awesome. I got it on my CV so it must be true.
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 14 2009, 6:27 PM BSTThis week I've been mostly thinking up funny slogans to go on fridge magnets.
This thread just somes up what a bunch of sarcastic smart Alec's we all are on this forum! 
Love it!
FRIDGE MAGNET
Yeah, right
COMFORT FOOD HERE.
HUG THE FRIDGE!
(are you sending me a cheque for all this gold Lee?)
